I'm not entirely sure what I turn into when I see pixie oranges. I would not want my loved ones to see me like this. Not even folktale werewolves have unlocked such levels of feralty on a full moon.
i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting
F. Scott Fitzgerald didn't write The Great Gatsby. His wife Zelda Fitzgerald did. He just had the right gender at the time to publish it. Read Zelda's own novel, Save Me the Waltz, and tell me I'm wrong. I have never been more certain of anything in my life.