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[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

You know how fast you gotta be to catch a squirrel????

[Patriot911 @Patriot911News]

@TimRidgolds Now have it put an automatic hold of $150 for $17 in gas.

[Tim Ridgolds @TimRidgolds]

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Libriscent @libriscent]

People who ask "Can I call you?" are so cute.

You absolutely cannot, but I appreciate the thought.

[PJ @Lilmisspjay]

Why can I fall down a flight of steps and be unscathed, but a piece of paper mutilated my finger today?

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

After the last few weeks 40 degrees feels Downright tropical

[dookie @dookiedoomoo]

crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The male version of "you cheated in my dream"

[Bethel @Bethelofenugu]

GREEN FLAG: He notices when your energy is off and checks in, NOT out. 🥹

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the community note has me in tears😭😭

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

After a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It's now a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13]

A lot of men are not being ‘disrespected’ in their relationship, they are just being accurately confronted for the first time in their life.

If every time she names a pattern you hear it as an attack, you will keep turning ordinary feedback into destructive arguments. It is easier to label her as ‘disrespectful’ than is it to admit you have never learned how to be in a relationship where your comfort is not the main priority.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.

[Maira @maira4yo]

you see how something was done to her, and she reacted, but the focus was on her reaction? this is exactly what men do

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Yes because sometimes our intent does not align with the impact

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

I hate boring people cause this is funnyy