Lillie Hawker

just a girly who can’t pick up on social cues

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

Are you really true friends if you don’t take a picture of bestie’s phone screen when she’s too scared to screenshot a snap from the person she’s talking to

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

Being the oldest of an entire generation of your family is so weird. Like, I was the one who not only made my mom a mom and my grandma a grandma, but I also made my great-grandma a great-grandma. It’s like being triple the oldest child.

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

Being the oldest child is like being the shitty first draft of a paper your parents are writing

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

The midwestern urge to go stand on the front porch of my parent’s house with my dad and watch the storm pass through

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

Me being allergic to this and having to take the medicine that tasted so bad I would almost throw up every single time and then listening to my siblings tell me how good this stuff tastes for the rest of my life

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

taking the pink medicine that tasted just like candy when you were sick

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

in my childhood bedroom staying up late and listening to speak now tv while trying not to wake my parents and pining over a man who barely knows I exist… i am truly experiencing this album as god intended

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

My adult life has been so chaotic so far that one of my friends asked if she could turn it into a TV show because “it would be very entertaining”

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

“I’d rather a demon be in here than a bug”
- My roommate talking about our apartment

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

Me: peacefully taking a nap on my parent’s couch
My parent’s full grown chocolate lab: gets onto said couch and sits directly on my chest

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

The insomniac urge to take a shower rn at 3am simply because I can’t think of anything better to do

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The average Midwest summer would kill a small Victorian child

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Fun things to do in the Midwest

- admire road work
- play “dodge that deer”
- hang out in the Walmart parking lot
- one finger wave to your “neighbor”
- run through the corn
- experience 4 seasons in 4 hours
- drive around for fun
- watch a storm roll in
- drive around for fun (again)

[enjoying things enjoyer @EAmptman]

“is that mold or bacteria?”

does it matter?

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

This is not an original thought

[enjoying things enjoyer @EAmptman]

frozen mango is good

[enjoying things enjoyer @EAmptman]

“i wanted you to be better than i was”

cool sorry to disappoint

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

Go check out this incredible documentary that my colleagues at the DI worked so hard to create

[The Daily Iowan @TheDailyIowan]

Tonight is the night @TheIowaHawkeyes.

Take an all-access look inside the historic @uiowa @Hawks_Wrestling program from @thedailyiowan.

Chasing Greatness: Wrestling Life – 9 p.m. CT | March 4 | @BigTenNetwork, @B1GWrestling

[Steve Brand @mrbrandmvhs]

Good luck to Isabel & Cora at the State Swimming & Diving Meet! #StangSwimmerAndDiver #GoMVStangs

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

I’m incredibly proud of @isabelhawker and the progress she has made in the last four years. She finished out her high school diving career strong and I hope she’s proud of all she’s accomplished. Love you Bel ❤️

[Lillie Hawker @Lilo_Christine]

I totally forgot to be the annoying older sister who basically live tweets the State Diving meet results. Anyway, my sister is currently competing in the state diving meet!!! Let’s go Bel!!!!! @isabelhawker