Lily Kneale

will tweet for cash. or for free actually now i think about it

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

Victoria Beckham agreeing to join the spice girls reunion for £10 million but on the condition she doesn’t have to sing is the equivalent of the person in the group project that does no work

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating

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[Isle of Man TT Races @ttracesofficial]

So many GOATS this tweet could be a farm 🐐

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Say what you like about the Lib Dem’s (I personally want them to come second and form the opposition) but some of the funniest things that I’ve seen in the GE campaign so far have been their doing.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily?

Join a union.

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

@PaulPhillips_TT @ttracesofficial @Movistar I can’t wait to hear you dubbed in Spanish!

[Visit Isle of Man @visitisleofman]

Pack your bags, it's time to experience the thrilling TT Races!

Top Tip: reduce your travel time and fly - you can find packages available for the 2024 races with the TT's official travel partners 👉 https://t.co/VgGbGAXOYl

#TheIsleofMan #TheresMoreToiTT

[Isle of Man TT Races @ttracesofficial]

If you needed any more proof that our racers love the Isle of Man outside of the TT ⬇

Any guesses as to who's under the helmet?

There is still availability to visit the TT, check out: https://t.co/agIi9HhTbr

#TTig #IOMStory #TTRaces

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

“Sunak, who has also faced questions about the short length of his trousers, said he is “intrigued and amused by the amount of focus on what I’m wearing”. ”

Welcome to the everyday world of a woman in politics 😂

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

Return to this time and time again and it never misses

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

at this point you could fade down a picture of mr blobby on that car paparazzi picture and I’d believe it was the same person

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

it is 1424. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

it is 1724. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

it is 2024. we live in hovels and discuss the fate of the princess. meat is too expensive.

[maisie ♡ @jolangfrds]

for mental health reasons this is where the series ended actually

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

@ttracesofficial Hi @gregjames i feel that as someone who likes fast and is also curious you will like this (also on YouTube - https://t.co/CBftAuB67z ) 2-wheeled is just as good (cough better cough) than 4 😉

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

@chris_pritch Must get you a podium pic and some fizz when you’re over !!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office.

Oscar nomination goes to … Ken.

#Barbie  #Oscars2024 https://t.co/mQ8xlYPzc3

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

[Lily Kneale @LilyKneale]

Why is ginger in here? 😭😭