Glizzy McGuire

My private life is an inside joke, no one will explain it to me. #NapSquad

[Glizzy McGuire @lilylightyear]

I’ve had my Nintendog, Noel, since I was 9. I’ve always wanted a real life Noel.

Today that wish came true. Welcome, Noelle ❤️

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

You let them die

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

how is he beavis and butthead and Dennis reynolds and jamie lee curtis and Christopher walken

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The mass removal of flock cameras is the closest Americans have gotten to the Boston Tea Party since 1773.

[vince 𑣲 @vinceypouh]

GIRL GET OFF THAT PHONE IN THE HOSPITAL WTF!!!

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[Glizzy McGuire @lilylightyear]

Hot take but it’s almost poetic that Perez Hilton’s mental breakdown was live streamed after he built his career on posting celebrities business and scandals on his website

[Glizzy McGuire @lilylightyear]

“I can’t tell if I’m a sociopath or if everybody else is an idiot”
“No babe that’s your Myers Briggs”

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

[Glizzy McGuire @lilylightyear]

24 hours until Nelsons Ledges with my girl gang. 48 hours until the beach with my long distance besties and my boyfriend. I am so excited

[َ @vintgewatches]

I really feel like they have another 2 marriages in them like I really do

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

This charge is a damned lie. Mr. Blair and I were attending Bible study together during every single one of the supposed events.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Waiting for the community note to pop up because no way this is real

[just E @redhotdisabled]

somebody bring d.a.r.e. back but for AI

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[mel @Me3ll__]

Prefiero un tiro en la frente

[manic pixie mean girl 🔪 @anikatineaddict]

he was literally driving my neighborhood’s kids to church at this date and time

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Fun fact: Mitch McConnell has voted against practically every federal paid leave bill in existence