Brylee Woodard

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

Hi! I want you, babe💕 link me- https://t.co/LdMgsdokEj

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

#ontheroadtobecomeaperson what most babies should tweet when their born #funtweets

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

#whydowework because we all need money to live and be happy and healthy and have good fun #thatsthewhy

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@SirFagan #tweettweet love ya

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@SirFagan I'm currently in a tutorial #earningcredits . I'm going to the talk later #offinmytravels

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@SirFagan #no1student #tweettweet #hashtag

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@ThereseCoco can't keep up with ye girls #slacking #hanging

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@ThereseCoco @Assh__Ox I'm still in a hoop #fucked

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@ThereseCoco never going there again #fuckingoranges

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@ThereseCoco @Andrea_Farrell @carolinecarey5 so rumour has it there's going to be a heat wave #wileystyle #bbqouttheback #wegotagardenbitch

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@ThereseCoco @carolinecarey5 @Andrea_Farrell #excited #2/1s #becausewereworthit

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@Andrea_Farrell we could commute?

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@carolinecarey5 dunno about you but im all set #A+

[Brylee Woodard @LilyMayAustin]

@SeanFarrell09 you shut up pube head!!!!!!!!!

[Zac @zaclovescrack]

Shaving your pubes makes your wang look way bigger tho

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

When Gary Glitter sang "Do you want to be in my gang?"
we never realised it was an actual recruitment drive.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

More than 1.4 million Americans signed our petition demanding expanded background checks for gun sales—by far the most in @OFA history.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Karl saw a sloth at the Zoo and was annoyed at how big the enclosure was.
I said "Why?"
He said "It doesn't use it. Hang it in a wardrobe"