Lily Martinez

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@ChickfilA keeps playing with my emotions. First, they forget to give me my soup. Then when I tell them that they forgot to give me my soup they tell me they’re going to add a large soup to the app. I just checked the app and there’s no soup in there 😒

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I don’t know if you have all caught on but I come to twitter to vent. Today I went to @ChipotleTweets & they didn’t have STEAK for the millionth time. Annoying right? Well not as annoying as getting stale chips for the billionth time. Get it together chipotle, get it together!

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

Why is it that @littlecaesars never has any pizzas that are Hot-N-Ready? I always have to wait 15min.

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I’m on my 3rd pair of @Apple AirPods and they still keep going in and out of sound. What the fudge man!

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@wabagrill is advertising their “FREE KIDS MEALS AFTER 4pm” but when you go they don't give them to you. That's what I call #falseadvertisement

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@Chipotle is either a hit or a miss. Today it was a miss.

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I’m a @Starbucks girl but last night I decided to give @dunkindonuts a try. Tell me why the girl at the register struggled to give me drink recommendations. I even asked what her favorite drink was & she said “idk.” How do u work somewhere and not try the products u sell?

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

What is wrong with Robyn? The signs are all there and she refuses to see them. Her man is laughing at her and she’s still believing his lies. #RHOP

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@wabagrill > @FlameBroiler

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

Why is Mary in the girls trip? She is boring and is always complaining about something. #RHOSLC

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@Chilis has gone down hill. My family and I went there for dinner yesterday and the food sucked. What happened? It used to be good.

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

Alexia is sooooo delusional!!! #RHOM

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I can’t stand Marysol, Alexia and Larsa. They are so unhappy with their lives that they have to project their negativity onto others. #TeamNicole #teamadriana #RHOM

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I’m glad that Lisa’s mother-in-law is sticking by her side. #RHOMiami

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I don’t get why they let Marysol be part of the show. She’s BORING! #RHOMiami

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@Starbucks has gone down hill. Everyone is lost, they give you the wrong order and then they make you go back in the drive thru so u can tell them which item they messed up on.

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

Omg omg I won @paramore tickets with @ALT987fm. Thank you @TedStryker & @ChrisBooker. Love you guys!

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

@ChrisBooker @TedStryker that trivia winner should have been eliminated for not knowing Hailey’s last name. I mean that’s who he was going to see. Oh, and for that Nevada answer too. 😂

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I hate that @MorpheBrushes always has sales but none of them apply to the Ariel collab. Help a sis out!

[Lily Martinez @LilyMrtz]

I could’ve sworn I just seen Jonah Hill in DTLA.