Lily Wolfmeier

CSU ‘22 Political Science

[ESPN @espn]

The Avalanche are #StanleyCup champions 🏔

[Governor Jared Polis @GovofCO]

Way to go, Colorado! 

We have reached President Biden’s aspirational goal of 70% of adults with at least one vaccine dose by July 4. Thank you to every Coloradan that has done their part to end the pandemic and power the comeback!

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

News flash…everyone who’s ever worked customer service can tell you that most customers have no respect for workers. The fact that this is considered news is just sad. https://t.co/3DZxFOrnEg

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

This just makes me sad. There are more important things to be worrying about—like the very real challenges to our democracy the GOP is supporting. Voter suppression should NEVER be part of a party’s platform in a democracy.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just thinking about how after this photo ran Wall Street Journal columnists spent more time criticizing me for not smiling enough than asking Manchin precisely what areas of “common ground” he had in mind when he stood up for the GOP.

Turns out voter suppression was one of them!

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

My dad: What’s my name? Me: Francis

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

I leave to go to work, hoping to arrive on time. My car: Hell no. 45 minutes late, I arrive at work 😓

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

At work I overheard a boy complaining that his chest was too big...dude could not handle having boobs

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Two things that don’t make for a chill morning drive to work: Sabotage and Rage Against the Machine on my morning playlist. I think it’s a sign.

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Today someone pulled down a mannequin’s swim trunks 🩳 #retail

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Today I discovered the fitting room from hell. I thought lines were my worst nightmare—nope, they’re fitting rooms. How hard is it to take the clothes with you out of the fitting room stall? You brought them in there 😩#retail

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

A wasp has decided to make a nest in my passenger side mirror. I shall call him asshole #waspsareevil

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Only a political science major would have a favorite senator. Yup that’s me y’all. I am that kind of person

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Dear people, when you send me an email saying that I’ve been flagged as a top supporter please know that I know you’re lying and that I’m deleting your BS immediately. Thank you.

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Nothing like having the shit scared out of you by thunder when it’s 30 degrees and snowing...Colorado weather never ceases to amaze

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Today I discovered that I have killed my car’s battery by leaving the headlights on *sigh*

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

College is getting halfway through a quiz before being told that every one of your previous answers was wrong and there’s no way to fix them.

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Today a man asked me where Elite Nails was...at the other side of the store from the entrance🤦‍♀️ #retail

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Honestly there is no excuse to be rude to your retail workers. Please be nice this holiday season.

[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

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[Lily Wolfmeier @LilyWolfmeier]

Being a dog person is walking up to your fish tank after work and going “how you doing, fishies?” 🤦‍♀️