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Yo yo yo check it out mutha suckas in the place to be

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@GlennHoddle Eileen Drewery and 5 disabled kids.

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I understood all the hype last year, but gonny please stop with all this screenshots of yer Oasis ticket email please? It's no the same as last year. They hadn't played for years.

I don't want to start booting baws and chibbing yeez. I'm asking nicely. I'm no looking for bother

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@pfawcett3535 @jules0455 Hi neighbour!

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I'm from Ipswich so I don't really support any Jock teams, but, in 1998, two Scotch guys worked on our building site.

Rangers supporting guy was a decent funny fella

Celtic guy reeked of pish and putrid shit. Begged fags and ended up getting arrested for shiting in the street.

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@SueJ1973 I know this guy. His name is Alan Barker. He took a breakdown after the death of his poor lovely wife Abigail-Jane. Please be kind and take this down. This would kill him if he seen this.

Na, just kidding. No idea who this cunt is. Fucking prick whoever he is.

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@cineworld @dyspraxicdoll We all make mistakes. I'm prepared to forgive you. No harm done x

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@crmpicco Aye I kept calling it Piddlington in my head because of that

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@Allybongo551 @A_ldo1872 @KG367919716 @RobertD55530249 These front 4 like scoring hunners a goals in the dying stages, bro? Keep posting the tips, mate. Backing the opposite of your predictions has paid for my new motor.

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@MrsLScotland Largs can have it. It's awful patter.

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@Thebigegg I thought the Rosenthal bit would let people know this post was tongue in cheek. Sorry for any confusion caused.

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@Pete17mt Hahaha lovely

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@almurray Totally agree, and I can't see us doing much against St Mirren either. There needs to be a total shift in mentality. There's just no chemistry to speak of in that team.

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@JohnCon72636524 I keep hovering over the button to buy Kickers. This seals the deal for me. You've took the plunge first. I'm getting involved.

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@colinp255 Jesus's?

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@colinp255 He certainly would not have. He'd be telling folk I've found Jesus's

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@Allybongo551 Fuck sake brother it's hard enough trying to get one carded player up nevermind three. In Bongo we trust. Yer long overdue a winner. I'm in.

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@JohnCon72636524 I had the blues, because I had no shoes

Till I chanced to meet, a man with no feet

I have no idea why my auld man printed that off and stuck it on a frame and put it on the wall for a few weeks - But he fucking did!

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Two winners of the World Cup tonight.

Spain and Thatcher

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@KT_NI89 Danny Dyer to read out the team sheets

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@KT_NI89 So surreal seeing your insta in Ayr. Usually Barbados and stuff. I was like That looks like Ayr.. hold on.. THAT'S FUCKING AYR!!"