Sara Zweig

I run marathons, laugh in my sleep & still believe monsters live under my bed.

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

@Etsy I need help with my account but you only let me contact you if I sign in and I can’t sign in because my 2 factor was hacked. What other options do I have?

[sarah | thedelicious @thedelicious]

what did betty white know about 2022 that we don’t know

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Hollaaaaaaaahhh

[Monigle @Monigle]

Branding... DUH 👩🏻🧔🏻 #boldandgold #transformNA

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

I trapped a fly that got into my house in my toothpaste drawer. I was very proud of myself until I realized I now had no toothpaste. Do we think it will be safe to open by morning? Second question, is using this toothpaste now a health hazard?

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Sharing a friend of a friend’s story of abortion, and story of love. #DefendRoe #BlockKavanaugh https://t.co/fFsyeYomU7

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

“The way nature intended”?? Clearly if you want a hospital birth or get an epi, you have not given #birth the way nature “intended” and shame on you. This #ad is insulting. Stop #momshaming #SCLHealth #BirthCenterofDenver. You should know better.

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

“The Trump administration’s aggressive attempts to water down an international resolution supporting breast-feeding go against decades of advice by most medical organizations and public health experts.” Idiots. https://t.co/CdCfGRbAtN

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

I’ve made it 3/4 of the way through a @TillamookCheese “Chocolaty Chip Cookie Dough” and have yet to discover any cookie dough. This ice cream is full of lies.

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Monigle’s Managing Director Justin Wartell ponders the possibilities of a health care partnership between three organizations unburdened by the handcuffs that have limited innovation in the industry. https://t.co/hR8sDVl7j6

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Stop the evil. Save the elephants. https://t.co/gUBeaJO89r

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I’m determined to do something about this. #BeKindToElephants

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

This guy getting pegged in the head at the #Broncos #Patriots game is all “Ugh, Sundays”

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Grocery store delis are a close second to the DMV as most inefficient place on earth.

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

"Mommy! Fart sounds!" - my #toddler

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

When you see a guy who has a nicer manicure than you

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

How to Talk to Your Children to Discourage Stereotypes https://t.co/r8E8XN8sIr

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Imagine having to choose the photo for this cover and deciding this was clearly the best one

[Brian Chesky @bchesky]

Airbnb is providing free housing to refugees and anyone not allowed in the US. Stayed tuned for more, contact me if urgent need for housing

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Read the judge's order #immigrationban https://t.co/r4Ccd0ZUWk

[Sara Zweig @limespark]

Just one week in office has proven how vicious Trump really is...and how inspiring and powerful all my friends and neighbors are. #resist

[ACLU @ACLU]

The judge ruled today that no refugees should be put back on planes and sent back to danger.