Arby’s Provocateur

Poison for dinner? Again? 📸 IG: @samgrittner

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Just clocking out from the nuclear waste factory and boy are my arms fourteen legs.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Steve Bannon was Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend. Why is still being treated like a respectable person instead of what he was attempting; to rehabilitate the 21st century’s most prolific sex trafficker? This guy should be forced to live in the sewers and subsist on dead rats.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

You’re a hanger-on of the most the prolific pedophile in modern times. Steve Bannon was his bestie and you’re just crazyyy thirsty. Shut the fuck up, loser.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Teaching people to hate America fundamentally destroys patriotism and the desire to defend our country.

Such teachings should be viewed as treason and those who do it imprisoned.

[em @emilyagain]

Today's transportation options in NYC:
-walking on unshoveled streets and faceplanting in front of strangers (free)
-3 subways that take 92 minutes for a ride that's usually 20 minutes ($3)
+Lyft one neighbohood away ($94)

[Paul Blest @pblest]

People yelling at coffee shops and sandwich places for not closing, and instead donating their meager profit margins to immigration defense groups, during a general strike that was organized entirely on Instagram…thank you for your service. You are all heroes

[Fred Lambert @FredLambert]

Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein:

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

[em @emilyagain]

Shoutout to Kips Bay Deli across from the AMC for stopping at nothing to advertise their sandwiches

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

“Who brings a gun to a protest???”

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

You run a child porn creation “everything-app.” Nobody likes you, you’re just stupidly rich and stupid. Go wank off into your fed-ex boxes you fucking loser.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Teaching people to hate America fundamentally destroys patriotism and the desire to defend our country.

Such teachings should be viewed as treason and those who do it imprisoned.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Check out Sam Grittner's video! #TikTok https://t.co/u5r2NshlUe

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

So if a horse hits the back of my head my net worth hits triple digits?

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Elon’s Tesla Optimus 🤖🔥 is here! Dawn of the physical Agentforce revolution, tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer! Congrats @elonmusk, and thank you for always being so kind to me! 🚀 #Tesla #Optimus

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Me: *playing Russian roulette and the gun clicks 5 times against my skull before I set it down too hard and it goes off*
Bill Ackman: “Textbook, Art of the Deal.”

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump Googling “Jeffrey Epstein + Bill Ackman’s wife” and learning a lot!

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Check, please!

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

The alleged shooter of the United HealthCare CEO was spotted and apprehended at a McDonald’s in Pennsylvania today. Someone recognized him after he refused to leave until he could “have a word” with Dr. Pepper.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Fuck this place. I’m over here. XOXO

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Ask your doctor if leaving dead bear carcasses in public parks is right for you

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Poor Joe Biden, eating his ice cream cake all alone in the Comet Ping Pong basement

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

I’m no math whiz but I’m starting to think the person who gets the most electoral votes might actually become the next President

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick