Tonight on 'GIRLS'

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TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Marnie gets matching tattoos with Charlie by herself; Adam builds a cabin inside his apartment; Jessa heals a scarf

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Hannah takes a bath in her tears; Shoshanna morphs into Hello Kitty; Jessa goes skinny-dipping in the 9/11 memorial; Marnie hires a stalker

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TONIGHT ON GIRLS: Hannah is jealous of a homeless couple; Jessa moves in with a scarecrow; Marnie finds her long lost family living at home

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Jessa's gun addiction becomes problematic; Hannah legally changes her name to "Safe Space"; Marnie gets trapped in a guitar case; Ray clunks

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Hannah tries to donate her pubic hair to a cancer ward; Shoshanna has sex inside a vending machine; Marnie convinces herself she is the OA

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Hannah takes a bath in her tears; Shoshanna morphs into Hello Kitty; Jessa goes skinny-dipping in the 9/11 memorial; Marnie hires a stalker

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Hannah Snapchat's her gynecologist visit; Adam gets booked on an HBO show; Shoshanna drowns in bubble tea; Jessa purifies in the Hudson

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Hannah blocks Anthony Weiner's texts; Jessa scales Trump tower using the elevator; Marnie releases a hit folk-pop single with Bernie Sanders

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Ray and Marnie get married and divorced while setting up for a gig; Jessa torches a Sephora; Adam clenches his soul; Desi gets murdered

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Hannah gives a silent TEDTalk for 9 hours; Shoshanna makes the cover of FORBES; Ray allows joy to consume him; Fran drills holes in his head

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Hannah handcuffs herself to Hillary Clinton; Jessa seduces Bernie Sanders; Shoshanna finds irrefutable evidence that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac

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Hannah cuts herself breaking the glass ceiling; Marnie enters Chrysalis; Adam makes lightsabers from oak; Jessa hijacks a MegaBus with Kesha

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Hannah has a nervous breakdown deciphering Facebook emojis; Jessa moves to the bottom of a lake; Shoshanna apps; Marnie releases chemtrails

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Hannah OD's on expired cheese; Shoshanna gets arrested selling knock-off Hattori Hanzō swords; Jessa accidentally ends up on display at MoMa

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TONIGHT ON GIRLS: Marnie maps out her dream divorce, Jessa has deviant sex with David Bowie's remains, Hannah invents a vaccine for FOMO

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TONIGHT ON GIRLS: Marnie accidentally stops an ISIS plot; Jessa marries her UBER driver while robo-tripping; Hannah's dad starts dating Adam

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Hannah renovates her vagina; Shoshanna buys self-confidence online; Jessa is voted out of her coven; Marnie moves into a self-help book

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Hannah gets a face tat of Adam's face; Marnie forages for silica packets; Jessa gets engaged to the witch at the bottom of the Gowanus Canal

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Hannah invites herself to a key party but locks herself out; Marnie caters the party; Shoshanna ODs on taco emojis; Jessa is in retrograde

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Shoshanna goes to night school online; Hannah gets lost in a rooftop corn maze rave in Bushwick; Marnie learns she's been dating a scarecrow

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Shoshanna tries to find Kimmy Schmidt; Hannah films a DIY YouTube video on freezing your own eggs; Jessa can't stop spewing locusts