Walter Masterson

“Comedian”

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

We popped in to let Cindy know she lost.

Congrats Scott Colom on being the first Black Senator in Mississippi since 1881.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

DC does not need Waymo.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I spoke at DC City Council about @charlesallen and his Waymo bill that replaces 800 human drivers.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Talking to @charlesallen about his DC Waymo bill that will replace 800 drivers and lead to a 5-10% loss in wages.

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Confirmed --this really happened. They were not authorized to do it and the purpose is unclear.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

@GuntherEagleman I love how Gumpër forgot to mention that he was with the NYPD and the Marines.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

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[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

This is how MAGA will be talking by next week.

[Metro DC DSA @mdc_dsa]

In April, Councilmember Charles Allen introduced the Autonomous Vehicle Deployment Authorization Amendment Act of 2026. It was met with near-unanimous backlash from transportation experts, disability advocates, and organized labor.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

@ethanteicher In every city where robotaxis rollout drivers see a 5-10% decrease in wages. San Fran, Phoenix, Austin. Drivers wound up working longer hours for less money.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

@Acyn We just did that asshole

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

There it is.
MAGA cope has finally landed on
“We need to repeal the 19th Amendment”

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Allowing illiterate, irresponsible idiots & women to vote has destroyed America.

Men should have put a stop to this in the 1950s & 60s.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

@willsommer Isn’t that the guy who was caught on Ashley Madison cheating on his wife? Fuck him.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Now that Democrats have taken control, Republicans are going to get what they deserve.

Healthcare, Childcare, and food security.

That’s right. It’s time to make MAGA pay (less for healthcare).

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

“Hey Democrats, fix all of the problems we voted against, and stay away from Daddy Trump.”

Are you guys ok?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Finding out that these people actually do know how to make sense, but are paid not to, is always jarring

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I’ve stood next to this idiot at multiple rallies. All he does is beg daddy Trump to do things for him.

His backers must have stopped paying him.

[Jake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸 @JakeLang]

Jake Lang is currently outside of MARALAGO asking President Trump to grant him POLITICAL REFUGEE STATUS!!! 😳

Jake is facing FELONY HATE CRIME CHARGES in Minneapolis for knocking over “PROSECUTE ICE” 🧊🧊

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

To all the non-white people that voted Republican, this is what they think of you.

[Meghan Elinor @OneMeghanElinor]

Texans… you failed us

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

You hear that sound?

🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

That’s the sound of MAGA influencers that haven’t been told what to think yet.

Don’t worry, in a few days the Heritage Foundation will release their talking points and MAGA influencers will suddenly have opinions again.