Timmis

Once in a while you can get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right...

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

This has tickled me all week....

[Rivals @Rivals]

🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star LB Kenneth Simon II has flipped his commitment from Alabama to Tennessee, @ChadSimmons_ and @Hayesfawcett3 report🍊

Read: https://t.co/cC2NqSleo8

[Timmis @LimmisTeffty]

I really cannot do this again

[Jay Morrison @ByJayMorrison]

The 8 second-rounders drafted ahead of Cashius Howell received fully guaranteed deals.
So did the six selected after him who have already signed.

Why haven't the #Bengals signed Howell yet?

https://t.co/5YRrCMqzrb

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

@BleacherReport

[Little Carmine @BrainlessThe2nd]

You know what, give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. I always enjoy those, but it never occurs to me to order one

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Day made for 5 & 1.

[Aaron Baer @aarbaer]

German Village, Arena District, Short North

[E @eazyeast10]

Bears fans learning about Dillon Thieneman

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension.

[AT @primediscussion]

This level of spineless subservience to another human being is a disease of the mind and spirit.

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Guy who has been the most nakedly corrupt supreme court justice in history and whose wife led a literal insurrection has thoughts on 'existential threats' to America.

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

“Reasonable minds can disagree about the 2020 election.”

No, they can’t. If you think the 2020 election was stolen, you are not a reasonable person. If you make that claim in a court of law and advise your client to act on that fraudulent premise, you should be disbarred.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Imagine how much right wingers would loser their shit if Kentanji Brown gave a speech attacking conservatism.

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Well thank god! We were worried about them!

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Big problem

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

When a teenaged Adam Raine turned to ChatGPT in deep depression, it urged him to kill himself, which he did, spurring a wrongful death suit. OpenAI responded by subpoenaing the guest list at his funeral.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

I actually think we should tax old people and do more to encourage household formation among 22-35 year olds instead.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

A roomful of billionaires took up a collection to fund a blog that would make fun of college students, defend Israel, and patronize the sensibilities of not-very-bright but very rich boomers. One of those boomers then bought it for $150 million and also bought tiktok and much of the rest of the media.

Good for you, but please spare us the parade.