Jake Limoges

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[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@jglazer9 @ZachZachary88 @CanadiensMTL @FriedgeHNIC He played 78 games for 5 straight seasons before last season where he played through an injury while the team was struggling and it cost him the rest of his season. But ya you're right Jeeves.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

I like to spend my days proving that chivalry isn't dead. Like today a woman bent over behind me and I didn't fart in her face. #Oneofthegoodones

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

Fair to say 50 percent of spoons I've used have been to scoop peanut butter out of the jar. And that number increases with every year.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

[Sports Liker @Ianmurray7]

Welp, found my favorite baseball player ever.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

I just used my hands as the bowl for cereal and wasn't the weirdest person in the room because the guy pouring tried to pour the milk first.

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Clubs need drying after a wet day at #TheOpen ☔️ Retweet for a chance to win my limited edition @TaylorMadeGolf bag

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@wyshynski @myNHLTradeRumor They're in a rebuild but the hope is it doesn't take too long and there may not be 2 players that Id take to lead a group of young kids then price and Weber. Even in a rebuild you need the right veterans to shape your team.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@wyshynski @myNHLTradeRumor Teams don't tank, it's not in the dna of any player in this league to tank. And before the Weber announcement this wasn't a team ready to compete so this changes nothing.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@KyleWeare Idk I'm going with the conspiracy theory that Lou walked in and said "fuck you go to Toronto."

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@DLee075 @nhlsensfan7295 @Eklund Honestly could see Pittsburgh take Ryan in a karlson trade. I know how over paid he is for his production but I think he could light the lamp a shit ton with Crosby.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

I've decided that when my phone dies soon of old age, I'm going to try to bring back cup phones.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@LordTony02 @CanadiensMTL He's betting on it being an earlier pick next year. Good trade.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@CanadiensMTL Just cause you read a few mock drafts doesn't make you an expert. I like Bob Mackenzie but he hasn't scouted this kid like the Habs have nor should he. He fits a need in a left shooting defenseman. That's all we can say right now. Don't act like you know this kid or what he'll be

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

@CanadiensMTL Good pick need help on the right side. Great skater and a lot of offensive upside. And as for the next pick, after the first round you can't fear going off the board.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Jake Limoges @Limoges89]

I'm going to changessss!!!

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Eminem has never won a game of rock paper scissors. Always a draw.

[Wimbledon Groundsman @AELTCGroundsman]

After the long wet winter it’s surprising how much you can get caught up in just a few dry sunny days, all courts mown at 12mm today then followed up with the second Primo application, court 18 almost completed spring prep too #GoodDay #LovinIt