Lina Kauffman

Recent PhD grad very uncertain of what's next. If anyone needs a cell biologist who loves writing, let me know 😉

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

@pegasusspiele Hi! My husband is looking to buy one of your games through your US site. It says the game is in stock and ready to ship, but we don't see an "Add To Cart" button or anything. Can you help? Thank you!

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

I need season 2 of #JulieAndThePhantoms yesterday bc I'm not sure how many more season 1 soundtrack playthroughs my husband can handle

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

My hobbies, as a woman in her thirties, include crocheting and crying over #JulieandthePhantoms

(I will never not cry during Stand Tall as the boys flicker back in)

[Rod @justme_rod]

I just know I would fail a polygraph from pure ✨anxiety✨ even if I was telling the truth

[Congressmember Bass @RepKarenBass]

Arrest this man.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

Sorry employer, I can never return to the office. Overwhelmed crying has become an integral part of my day and I worry I will distract others if I need to return to an open office plan.

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

I'm a med writer. My fiance is a scientist at a biotech. Our love language is showing each other our Excel sheets.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

Dear TV Producers,

Please listen. 42-minute episodes. 10-13 episodes per season. That is all.

Thanks,
Lina

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

Me wearing black nail polish, rocking out at my real job which I got after attending both college AND university:
Go to college, a university/ "Get a real job," thats what they said to me/ But I could never live the way they want

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

Things Overheard When a Scientist and a Medical Writer Are Wedding Planning: No! Don't look at the Excel sheet yet! I haven't finished the conditional formatting!

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

@MeLaNcHoLyDrEaM @miseryroute @paramore @rayrayrichelle It was them and Plain White Ts!!! SUCH a good show!!

[justin cronin @jccronin]

Those of you who think it's safe to open colleges in the fall, allow me to remind you that every college is a cruise-ship stapled to a meatpacking plant stapled to a concert hall stapled to a crowed bar stapled to an orgy stapled to some classes.

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

Disney, I am BEGGING you, PLEASE release the "fuck cut" of #Hamilfilm

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

Blown Away. The Great Flower Fight. Face Off. Yes please, give me more competition shows with people in super niche-y art fields.

[Lina Kauffman @LinaJune]

A pandemic doesn't end just because we're all bored of staying inside and the economy is down. Viruses give zero fucks about your feelings or economy.

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: Together with the families of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Philando Castile, and Michael Brown, we’re demanding the U.N. investigate police killings of Black people and violent attacks on protesters in the United States.