Linda Fort

Agenda and community editor getreading

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

@tomcanning83 Rare sighting in Burghfield. Tell the RSPB.

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

I think I used to have a tick. Now I don't. It's a bit like turning 70 - no difference at all.

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

@BBCWomansHour That sounded like Darth Vader. Not titillating at all.

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So, why do scientists always start sentences with "so"?

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

@TKMaxx_UK It is high time TKM developed price stickers which can be removed easily. 20 minutes scratching away at the gum!

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

Twitter told me it missed me this morning - now doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy ?

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

I had a random Covid test on Sunday June 29 (IpsosMori, ONS and King's College) and got the negative result back today - five days later. Is that typical? It seems too slow to be any use #rdg #rdguk

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

They are emptying the bins today - the breakdown of civilisation still some way off. #rdg #rdguk #wberks

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I have just has a personal email from the chief exec of Sainsbury's saying food is not going to run out - that was nice of him, wasn't it? #rdg

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

Surely putting over-70s under siege is going to cause really serious food shortages as they all sensibly stock up for FOUR MONTHS

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

I've just found a mobile phone dropped in Wheeler Close, Burghfield Common #rdg #rdguk

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

The least we can do. #dontbuycameronsbook #rdg #rdguk

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

The Tories have been taken over by aliens - expelling all the earthlings #rdg #rdguk

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

@DefraGovUK Individual pieces of fruit - apples, peaches, satsumas - should not have tiny plasticised stickers on them #rdguk

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

Tory Rory - the acceptable face of Conservatism #Conservatives

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

@coopuk When is the store in Burghfield Common, Berkshire going to reopen? We miss it.

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

Among the annoying things about being a carer is being bombarded with ads aimed at 90-year-olds #rdguk

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

#ConservativeParty You lumbered us with Brexit, if you foist Boris on us we will never forgive you. #RoryStewart

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

#Conservatives I'm a floating voter. I could vote for Rory Stewart. I could never, ever, ever vote for Boris Johnson.

[Linda Fort @LindaAFort]

Do love a storm - welcome Miguel #rdguk https://t.co/qiojQo4HcP