Linda Mwananchi Updates

It’s time. Be part of the change.

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Leo Ni Ile Siku.

HE Edwin W. Sifuna

SIFUNATION

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Good morning.

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Kesho watakata miti! Watajaficha wapi? Edu the sixth!

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Kesho ni siku kubwa kwa wana Linda Mwananchi!
So far, so God!

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

Its a Blue weekend,💙💙💙💙

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Joho is not ready with what is about to happen in the Coastal region this weekend, The Linda Mwananchi is going to take Kwale by the storm, Statehouse chai itakuwa inaonja dufia.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

Those writing E-mails to Ayax Amsterdam and Bayern Munich not to honour their invite play their match at the Talanta Stadium kindly stop doing it, where else do you think Kenyans will have an opportunity to shout WANTAM and RUTO MUST GO?

By the time the players leave Nairobi, they will go back to Europe thinking WANTAM or MUST MUST GO are our football chants.

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

Wadau wa TUTAM, hii ni HE Uhuru, HE Edwin Sifuna, Rigathi Gachagua and Kalonzo Musyoka wamezuia itimie ama dualing iko Naivasha already.

I'm sure Kwa vichwa za watu wa Tutam dualing imefika Naivasha sisi watu wa WANTAM ndio hatuoni.

[OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪 @Isaac_Otwoma]

Mark your calendar ndugu zanguni

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

When leaders can't provide real solutions to their people, they deploy spectacles to keep them entertained. It happened in 1974 when Mobutu Sese Seko, the old time Kasongo organised a boxing match between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Kinsasha, Zaire when the citizens of the country could not afford basic needs.

Kenya has parted ways with billions if not hundreds of millions for this spectacle, when Kenyans can hardly have 3 meals a day, when University students are at home because lecturers are not reporting to work after failure by the government to meet their demands, businesses are closing, the cost of living is all time high and unemployment is at its highest.

Kenyans deserve better!

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

October 2027.

Earlier today, His Excellency, President Edwin W. Sifuna signed Executive order 1 of 2027 stopping Affordable Housing deductions from Kenyans payslips.

#DignityOfThePayslip

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

When leaders can't provide real solutions to their people, they deploy spectacles to keep them entertained. It happened in 1974 when Mobutu Sese Seko, the old time Kasongo organised a boxing match between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Kinsasha, Zaire when the citizens of the country could not afford basic needs.

Kenya has parted ways with billions if not hundreds of millions for this spectacle, when Kenyans can hardly have 3 meals a day, when University students are at home because lecturers are not reporting to work after failure by the government to meet their demands, businesses are closing, the cost of living is all time high and unemployment is at its highest.

Kenyans deserve better!

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

Major announcement? Talanta Stadium which has already cost taxpayers Ksh 44 billion and Ksh 100 in 10 years to host a Bayern Vs Ajax match?

Good job Kasongo. We can see where your priorities are.

University students who have been home for weeks without studying don't need that education because of the Bayern Vs Ajax match.

Families that are going without meals because of the high cost of living, will now meet their daily demands because Bayern Vs Ajax match.

Kenyans who have closed their businesses because of the obscene levies will now open shops because Bayern Vs Ajax match.

The expected increase in transport due to the obscene increase in fuel prices, will not happen because Bayern Vs Ajax match.

The continued arrest and abduction of Kenyans opposing this administration, will end because Bayern Vs Ajax match.

Enyewe Kenya deserves better. Why not have major announcement to announce the return of University students in school, the reduction of cost of living and such things.

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

@WilliamsRuto Next you will hear *Ballon d'Or and Grammy will be held in the historical Kamariny stadium

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

The first rally under the LINDA MWANANCHI MOVEMENT party.

Rais tuko naye.
Chama tuko nayo.

Ushindi ndio tunangoja tu.

#SisiNiSifuna
#LindaMwananchiMovement

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

Kasongo through his MPs and Senators will fight the streaming of election results to be transmitted live, but his defeat will be TELEVISED.

The only thing standing between Kasongo and Sugoi, is 11 months.

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

Kasongo to ODM: Now that you don't have votes after Sifuna and his team bolted out with 90% of Raila Odinga's traditional support, what are you bringing on the table?

Junet Mohammed: I will be insulting Uhuru Kenyatta from morning to evening. I will make sure, his name appears negatively in everything that comes out of my mouth.

Gladys Wanga: I will be on Rigathi Gachagua's case. I will call him a trialist for all to hear, while swearing my allegiance to you.

Kaluma: My job will be easy, to profile Kikuyus and make them look bad. I will make sure I profile them and spread the hate across our region.

Junet Mohammed, Gladys Wanga and Kaluma in unison: We will also be calling Sifuna names and mobilise pro-ODM bloggers to attack him.

Can we now sign a pre-election deal?

Kasongo: How does that help my re-election? No deal, but once in a while I'll be throwing money your way to help ODM move around addressing the handful supporter you have as I think about my retirement.

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

ODM to Kasongo: We want a written deal between UDA and ODM and a 50/50 share of the government going into 2027.

Kasongo to ODM: Not unless you bring back all the leaders that left ODM after the broadbased handshake, and maintain Raila Odinga's political base which you've 90% lost.

In short, Kasongo is telling them, you can't be asking for a signed deal for 10% of the total votes Raila Odinga got in 2022, when I have lost 60% of the total votes I got and you have lost 90% of the votes Raila Odinga got in the same election.

Ndio maana unaona ODM wako na hasira hivyo.

[Linda Mwananchi Updates @Linda_Updates]

The first rally under the LINDA MWANANCHI MOVEMENT party.

Rais tuko naye.
Chama tuko nayo.

Ushindi ndio tunangoja tu.

#SisiNiSifuna
#LindaMwananchiMovement