El Chachõ

Don't be content with just being average

[El Chachõ @LindenFlyer]

We had 208 W Willow for what 30 years, that house belonged to one fraternity alone get that "rip ato" shit out of here

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

W #JameisOnFox

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"My Texas. My Dune."

[Clifton Sellers @CliftonSellers]

Wife: “how’s the round going?”

Me:

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

Maple lays under our American flag because she thinks it's petting her 🥹🇺🇸❤️

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

😳🥴

[The Prop Dealer @thepropdealer]

You know what...

USA are playing today at the World Cup today & we're fresh off a big parlay win two days ago...

If this post hits 250+ ❤️’s I’ll post my World Cup Goalscorer Model for FREE... Deal?

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me getting ready to say “nil-nil” instead of 0-0 when someone asks the score at the World Cup watch party

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The travel group with Ella Langley, our new favorite musician🤠

[L @SomeBitchIIKnow]

I notice you stopped laughing.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE‘RE IN OKLAHOMA CITY!!!!! Thank you so much to Ella Langley and her team for the amazing hospitality.

WE FINALLY HAVE NEW SUITCASES!!!🤩

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

I‘m a traitor because I‘m honest and share my real experience I’ve made in the US talking to Americans instead of just following the news blindly? Then I love to be a traitor!

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Nah, I can't come over. I'm in Iran, T. They're gettin' $300 billion, we gotta get a piece of that action.

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Eagle @eagle97jjk]

how they be treating messi in football twitter

[Nicholas Carrigg @nicholascarrigg]

I gave my son all my old Legos years ago, and today, he told me that he's printing out the vintage manuals to rebuild the old sets mixed in.

"This one's from 1999."