Lindman

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

People talking about more police, laws, blah blah. No.

I want to hire those gigantic tiptoeing autistic boys who are obsessed with busses and trains to do security for public transit. You know the ones who beat their mom because she didn’t get the right brand of chicken nuggets? Those ones.

I’d tell them the busses and trains are going to be gone forever if the fare dodgers are allowed to pass through, and then station them at the gates.

Imagine it.

Billy. 16 years old. 300lbs. 6 feet tall. The panic swelling in his eyes as he see these entitled mongrels jumping the gate one by one.

“No fare… no fare… no train… train gone… forever…”

Then, he breaks. The panic turns to fury.

Wailing, he charges. His light-up velcro strap sneakers glow and chime with every jumping step.

His superhuman gigaretard strength takes over and he bludgeons them all into a fine paste with his colossal chubby fists. There is nothing left of them when he is done. Maybe a few stray dreadlocks stuck to the pavement by a thick glue of blood and organ.

Standing in the middle of the platform on a rug of gore, Billy the victorious.

His ill-fitting Paw Patrol t-shirt was white and blue before he started his shift. It’s a dark red now.

“Train safe… train safe…”

Do you understand how many problems this would solve?

[Timurlu Türkü👺🐘🏜️ @ApoSikenTimur]

"Atatürk islamı yıktı!"
e abi çok iyi👍🏿

"Atatürk islamı kurtardı!"
e abi çok iyi👍🏿

"Ulu Tanrı Atatürk!"
e abi çok iyi👍🏿

[self-aware midwit 🇪🇸 @despairmaxxing]

@Iheilhoppe2 They are automating TND

[Özgür Öztürk @ozgurozturknet]

Çoluğa çocuğa hallenmez. 40+ altına uçkur çözmez. Milf kutlu bir davadır onun ömründe. Senciyiz Jensen Huang. Senciyiz.

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@hugh_mannus @rentinhappiness @quasicoh I hope jews replace your hometown with vantablack turbo nigger ghetto, cumskin

[Daniel Romero @HyperTechInvest]

He slept with some women, who cares? He built the largest company in the world, is what he did! He was a brave Taiwanese engineer, and in this house, Jensen Huang is a hero. End of story!

[降雨幾率 @run1ooooo1]

他妈的白皮猪上萝莉岛逼事没有，黄皮出轨就要辞职

[simüla-grinch "naughty" kömür-zlemi who stole xmas @ivmelenen]

> sürdürülebilir dönüşüm bilmem nesi
> ismi çöp31

[ৎ N𝘢𝘯𝘢 @bomniiii]

triste pq ninguno de mis amigos me invita a tirarnos de un puente como decía mi mamá

[celil farazi @somutttt0]

*çalışma bakanı ışıkhan’ın görev süresi boyunca iş cinayetinde yaşamını kaybeden işçi sayısı: 7101 (isig meclisi)

*ukrayna-rusya savaşında aynı zaman aralığında ukrayna’nın sivil ölüm sayısı: 8282 (bm verileri)

[Dr Matt Rostami @DrMattRostami]

Israeli tells the truth in Hebrew but lies in English about election results

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@milkymascara @Vantien0802

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@Matazubishi @TurkWolf888 giga?

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@curioww @robespierre2258 maoist köylü, devrim yapacaz diye tuncelide bi tane köy evine çöküyolar. polis basıyo nöbette olması gereken eleman uyuya kalıyo sikiyolar bunları bu salağı da sikip öldürüyolar.

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@BERK_MANX @robespierre2258 çarıklı işte bi foto çekinebilmiş

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@TheWAAAGHMastah @robespierre2258 toplayamadılar zaten, paslı bıçakla açarken biraz döktüler 😂

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@KurisuPoster

[Sovereign (pvnished) @Sovereign_Ctzn]

>88 years ago
>1400 synagogues

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@beyazturkofke götün de maşallahı var. real nigga turkish news bize yine gem sunmaya devam ediyor.

[Lindman @Lindman62750]

@jhonduran10_ @kemaloplatonism spritually nigger