Lindsay Lightner

Jesus. 32. Bio mama. Foster mama. Coffee. Wine. Outside adventures.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

😍😍

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet.

Must be following me and @betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

My @BeReal_App is so delayed I almost miss posting every time. I click on it to post and it won’t load so by then time I get to the picture taking screen I only have under A minute left. It’s stressful. 😅😅

[Neil Carter @godlessindixie]

Evangelicals: Kids are too young to decide about their own sexuality.

Also them: Kayleigh just made a profession of faith at 4 years old! We’re so happy! 🎉

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

These two things are the same degree of disappointing and the girls who know, know.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@HomeschoolGrls 🥺

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@jtjilly I JUST started yesterday and got it in 3! I started with the word Tired. Haha.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@lilvenicebaddie Oh if I’m trying to clean them I keep the Q-Tip on the edge. Going deep is for the itch. 🤪😂

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@Katie934430 Was Smash Park to celebrate surviving last year on august 10?

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

Aw man. I finished the whole thing the other day finally.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

I am on season 11 episode 17 on @CrimMinds_CBS and I'm very sad because I don't want it to stop. Guess I'll start S1 E1 again soon....

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp 😂😂

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@HomeschoolGrls My grandma was on google earth mowing for at least a year after she died. I forget when it switched. But it was a sad day when she was no longer there.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp Uhhh WHAT??? Happy birthday to you? 😟

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp I check up on you too.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@MNightShyamalan

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@estorieco I feel like you’re someone who wears whatever she wants, whenever she wants. Wear them for your parking lot dances and into the store. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp I also don’t want to wear khakis?

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp My blood pressure is high (for me - normal for most) right now. Tiffani joked that I have ulcers. So maybe we can be in a club.

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp Does stress cause ulcers?

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp Whyyy

[Lindsay Lightner @LindsLightyear]

@theIocaIvamp That would be awesome!