Lindsay

memento mori

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Coming soon to the United States

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Update?

[B. @verygoodchat]

I’ve been keeping a list of all the news stories dominating my algorithm and the general news cycle in 2026. It is wild to see how quickly we move on and sometimes even forget some of these things.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

19 year old Isabella Gonzales. Killed in Donald Trump’s endless war.

[Monica Alba @albamonica]

What it sounded like when President Trump walked onto the field with FIFA head Gianni Infantino for the World Cup trophy presentation

[mellie @uhbucky]

thinking about the pretty boy with the freckles who shook his hand twice

[Lindsay @LindsLoopers]

@PeteHegseth Fuck you

[cow @cowincrisis]

built like me lmao

[CNN @CNN]

Two US service members were killed and another is missing following Iranian strikes in Jordan, the US military says, marking the first deaths of American troops in the Iran war since March. https://t.co/1XBB17MS2i

[Interrobanged @BexWords]

Just saw someone describe Trump’s speech last night as his “Pettysburg Address.”

😂🤣

[peachi 🦢 @hudcinema]

"so you cut it in half"

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Sometimes it's helpful to remember that this extremely stupid president is living his final years in complete misery and total fear. There has not been a moment in the last decade where he has seemed even remotely happy to me. He made his bed.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: The lining of the Lincoln Memorial’s Reflecting Pool peeled in at least seven places along seams that were created when the material was applied, indicating likely problems in how it was installed, according to experts and a Post analysis. https://t.co/FemkyQL6Ro

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

GM—

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[Lindsay @LindsLoopers]

They’re dropping like flies

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has died from a sudden illness, according to his office. He was 71. https://t.co/L2769PRXJO

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is insane:

The White House just got Community Noted for trying to pass off a picture posted by trump from A YEAR AGO as one taken recently. That is literally FAKE NEWS, guys.

Total clown show over there.🤡
How embarrassing. 😳