Lindsey Walker

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

With Facebook and Instagram down I bet the average time for dudes to take a shit today was .3 seconds.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

Me already bitter that I have a rental car. Rental car company gives me a Kia Soul. Me gets more bitter. Some dad in the parking lot “Hey you’re missing the other half of your car”.

Me…………………………..🧘🏻‍♀️………………….

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

Break your people-pleasing habit before it breaks you.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

@bmeserve Legend Car moms to round out the story

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

I heard a racing mom tell a driver last night that he shouldn’t have been so close to her sons bumper. Ma’am this isn’t interstate 95. Racing moms have more audacity than anybody I swear🤣

[Rose @PaintRoseRed]

I am so so tired in mind body & soul

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

I feel this

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

@andyaustinmaine @WAlexander_96 He’s pretty okay

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

I don’t understand why my cats acted shocked to see me every time I come through the front door. I live here too.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

@WAlexander_96 Can’t relate

[John Peters @JPeters51]

There we go @gngcrewchief. We just talked all about your favorite subject: you.

We always will.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

When you send your mother a perfectly normal selfie and she responds with “what’s wrong”

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

@jamphotographme Well the truth coming out took way less time than I anticipated

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

One day the truth will come out .. one day ..

Please enjoy my very vague tweet. I feel a lot better now. Thank you. Just really needed to get that out for some reason.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

Yikes. I’m just going to keep gently sharing examples of how effed up this situation is and hope that one day people will better understand.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

After a year of hard work and so much sacrifice, the rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

@SpottahBrad Don’t tell me what to do Brad!!!!👹

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

I am one more minor inconvenience away from turning into a rage monster

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

@kmoneyyy16 Dan Walker?

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

I think I have a little lady crush on Dua Lipa. No homo though.

[Lindsey Walker @LindsMWalker]

I’ve only been a legal adult for 6 years and I am sick of it.