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A bit like Chuck Norris. With boobs.

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@BBCMaryam It’s the best piece of telly I have seen all year. The shift in facial expressions was a wonder to behold.

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@seetickets hi we have tickets for Dunham Massey for this evening. I’ve seen reports of flooding. I’m heavily pregnant so I need to know that the paths etc. are safe?

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@HarryMcDukesJnr Did you do a Secret Santa or have cheese and wine whilst using said facilities?

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@DawnDowning Ahh thems were the days

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@nataliescttttt Ages. We’ve had ours since March and we’ve not long started bag two despite using it loads. Get the brica ones from Wolseley though, they’re cheaper and better than the Ooni ones x

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Twitter, come June I will find you and I will joyfully lick your face. Just a heads up.

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@PollyVernon Stolichnaya

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@gr1nj Crucial question...do you like The Gruffalo and can you voice characters as Welsh, Yorkshire and Joanna Lumley?

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My child is isolating. I’m finding it hard to distinguish between Julia Donaldson books and my own actual thoughts. And I really shouldn’t have used all of those elaborate accents the first time I read them to him. I may be method acting a Welsh mouse at this stage.

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@gr1nj He’s also very big on Lilt. Or as he calls it “tropical maaaan” (blame Mark)

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@jennylandreth Many, many years ago when I was a barmaid in Dublin they used to come in. They had awful manners and would never tip.

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@gr1nj More of a Vimto sort to be fair

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@gr1nj Oooh get you!

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@lmauricecpr Yes. Lots.

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A truly staggering statistic from @Oxfam:

The wealth of ten of the world’s richest men has increased by more than £400bn during the pandemic – more than enough to vaccinate every person in the world.

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@gr1nj I probably already dated a few back in 2012ish. Hard to tell.

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Twitter I am panic buying. Thankfully I am too shallow to stockpile anything useful that other people need. Nope, I’m stockpiling candles and plants. Not like practical in-event-of-blackout candles, just smelly crap. Bear Grylls I ain’t.