Lindsey Spencer

Rapid Response RN 🩺
occasionally can be found with a microphone 🎤 on stage when the adrenaline wears off ✨

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

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[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

🔥Snag these must-haves on SHEIN before they're gone!
💰Price[$18.69] -26%
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[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

@stoolsalesguy Pickle Barrel is my favorite by far but can we get an honorable mention for Newport Blues Cafe Gaz! you know nobody does Zombie quite like Never in Vegas..just saying🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP to America’s dad, Bob Saget

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

@hay_spence The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

@hay_spence I can't handle it🥺

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate people who give up on Summer in August. August is prime summer. Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

@hay_spence @hay_spence you've become our mother if I start hearing ALRIGHT! up on the 5th floor..i don't know what I'll do 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all I’m saying is this all started with princes charles being trash, because if prince charles had been half the husband to diana that harry is to meghan we would not be having this conversation

[Call Her Daddy @callherdaddy]

“How do you backstab someone when you've been carrying them on your back???" -- @alexandracooper @callherdaddy

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I have one skill only and it is finding the exact sad song that perfectly lines up with the specific breed of breakup I’m going through

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

when u block him on everything & tell ur friends, family, and therapist ur never gonna speak to him again and then all of a sudden :)))) ur tweeting from his bed :)))))

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

@Filthy_Oar @Forte_OZ @PP_Rich_Hill wow pat that was the smartest thing you've ever said i think🤔

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my roommate didn’t come home last night and I was starting to get really worried but then I peeped her location and she’s at her ex’s place. considering dead bolting the door so she really has to think about what she’s done

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

@CoffeeInfusedRN Foleys, ng tubes, and heme onc which seems to be rare in icu nurses lol

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Just had a wave of “it’s almost time for football” come over me. Those first few months when the weather is still nice and football is on (and the season isn’t over yet) is the stuff dreams are made of

[Lindsey Spencer @LindsSpence]

I can save a life but I can't drive for shit lol🤦🏼‍♀️

[scrubs&frictionrubs @lubdubscrubs]

Lets play a game. “I can save a life but I can’t...” I will start- “I can save a life but I can’t fold a fitted sheet.”