LL bitches

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

makin' that dough. gettin' paid for interviews. #boom

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

WTF is @lindsaySCRAM all excited about? I ain't never wearing that thing again!

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

oh t god they have razors in rehab i can finally shave my fire crotch

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

@BreakingCeleb LEZZ

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

@lindsaylohfan um, no bitches. not true. i'm here for some extension classes

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

check my new twitter name ya'll

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

just checked into ucla. thinking about grabbing some diddy riese

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

I'm FREE BITCHES!! Is Drai's still open????

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

I'm FREE BITCHES!!

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

Nothing pisses lesbians off like playing satc on loop. @samantharonson come lick it.

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

Lovin Life! xoxo LL

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

I just fell into another bush!! Not the green kind this time

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

this jail is NOT at all like the one in Gaga's "Telephone" video - where's my cigarette sunglasses? Beyonce, mama's waiting!

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

Lady prison at 1am sounds like cats in heat. I no longer want my own cell :(

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

Shouldn't that waitress who hit me be in here? #fuglybitch

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

@samantharonson has not ONCE visited me, I, like, invented her - you know what I mean?!

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

I just overheard @michaeljlohan saying he was coming to "dick me down" ... #...

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

SOOOO.. i added my mom, ali @justinbieber @perezhilton @sadaoturner and @dlistersighting to my visitor list.... any other suggestions?

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

welcome to my newest follower. thanks for your support @nicpullin... know any good lawyers?? #chapmanholleyaintcuttingit

[LL bitches @LindsayAtUCLA]

Is there a funnier sounding word and definition on this planet than "shart"? I stink not. HEHE nomnom