Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖

I'm just a girl with a dream who got tired of hearing the word no. -Gene Belcher

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

We played a game at work and one of the questions was "Have you ever been attracted to a cartoon character? If so, who?" Tell me why everybody lied and said no. Everyone's been attracted to cartoon characters. You're lying if you say no cartoon character has ever done it for you

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@Mythical Weenus (or weenis or wenis) is a slang word for the excess or loose skin at the joint of one's elbow

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

Thinking of how devoted I was to Jesus Christ as a missionary... I wouldn't even go to the bathroom before saying my morning prayers. Even if I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

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@Schlorgan

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We landed 🛩 on @jimmykimmel to host The #Oscars this Sunday, and third time's the charm! 👏 Watch live at 8e/5p on ABC. https://t.co/BPEbIoVx6K

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[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

A garbage day for a garbage person. ✌️

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

Dear @drpepper please bring back the berries and cream.

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

Fighting the demons in my head is getting harder and harder.

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

Me: LET'S SET UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
Everyone at work:

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

Each Halloween gets "s'more and s'more" fun with these three cuties 😍

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

@shirtsthtgohard @Schlorgan

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

When people call me ma'am:

[Eggnog Joe she/her 🦖 @LindsayKaeJae]

At Sam's Club tonight:
Logan: what kind of pizza do they have?
Me, an idiot: it looks like they have pizza 🤦‍♀️