mrs. forsgren

Check out that follow button. I'd tap that.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

We told Warren he could watch a whole movie tonight if he took a bath early. During the movie, he went to the bathroom. While he was in the bathroom, I fast forwarded like 30 minutes. He did not notice.

How long do you think I can get away with this?

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

3yo: *trying to unbuckle 3 point carseat*
6yo: You can’t do that. That’s against the law.
3yo: Can I put my head through?
6yo: Do you want mom and dad to go to jail?
3yo: Uh, yeahhh.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

Can I get a TL; DR summary with these MyChart messages? Getting old is stupid.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

New parenting milestone: the 6yo can buckle the 3yo into her car seat.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

3yo: Now can I have my fruities?

Me: 2 more bites of your apple.

3: 5 more bites!

Me: Okay, 5 more bites.

#ToddlerMath

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

How is it that no angry parent has invented a backseat divider for the kids? #RoadTripsWithKids

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

The irony of Ryan being nominated but not Margot or Greta

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

I don’t care what team you like. Kirko is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

We have a landline in the house for the farm. Warren learned how to use it yesterday in case of an emergency. Today, he called me to ask if he can have goldfish.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

“If you hear screaming, I’m putting a sweatshirt on.” - Colby, talking about putting a sweatshirt on our 3yo to wear under her coat 🙃

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

The number of packages I have coming in the next couple weeks.. 🫣

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

I miss covid guidelines when people had to stand 6 feet away from me. Sir, I can smell your breath. Back up.

[Shorter than Grace @TuckersBrother]

If only I was as good looking as @mjbirdman.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

Can we get a petition going to stop target from shipping with FedEx, or…?

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Imagine being so broken and pathetic in life that your chief concern is the skin color of… a make-believe singing mermaid.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Former President Carter is so under-appreciated:

-In the 1960’s he supported civil rights, which hurt his early political career in Georgia.

-Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter are the longest married president and first lady ever.

- Jimmy Carter won a Nobel Peace Prize

-In 2006, he was instrumental in reforming the U.N. Commission on Human Rights, now the U.N. Human Rights Council.

- At 95-years-old he continued to build homes with Habitat for Humanity as seen below.

Best wishes President Carter!

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

If you’re a person who surrenders a pet to a shelter just because that pet is now old, I hate you.

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

My favorite part of Colby being a girl dad so far is he lets Eliza paint his nails, and then he just leaves them. Like he knows I have polish remover, but he’s just like “whatever. I’ll just have hot pink nails.”

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

It’s almost 2023. Why haven’t we figured out how to make the main feature and the advertisements the same volume?

[mrs. forsgren @LindsayLego]

All the lost dog posts this time of year make me so sad

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.