Lindsay Porter

[Asshole Puncher @assholepuncher]

taking applications for tongue-punchable fartboxes #merica

[Zenith Andrews @zenithdanielle]

@assholepuncher love how you punch assholes! #fartbox

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Any man who takes advantage of any woman sickens me. That's all and that's always. No debate.

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

#WhereIsVin?

[Bridget Ackley @golferrrr]

a guy is on our course in his underwear with his dog doing yoga. #proshopproblems #gtfo

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@zenithdanielle just tryna get some tix on the DL #australiandingaling

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

"It's the Lord's day. Let's get drunk!" @zenithdanielle

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Really wish I could take back the tears I cried while watching Never Say Never

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

Not only did my mom's dog eat a costco size bag of twix, she also ate all the Halloween goodie bags of candy right before kids came. #fat

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@EMkuiper those ears are amazing! What a handsome pup

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@zenithdanielle RT @Andy: Having lunch with my book editor and publisher. If I wrote another book, what would you want me to write about??

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@al_snyder @dotter34 YUMMMMMMM

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

Too many candy corns for lunch

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

I wish I could post a first day of school pic today...

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

Last Friday off of the summer... BUMMER DUDE

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@JohnIsner SUPERMAN. 🎾

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@zenithdanielle I like Sloane Stephens for the women. NOT Venus or Serena. #bitches

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@JohnIsner (my boy) and obvi Rafa 😉 what's your thoughts? RT @zenithdanielle: @LindsayPorter who are you cheering for in the #USOpen ??

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

@Katharine_Kou smh RT @peoplemag: Fat Joe turns himself in for tax evasion http://t.co/9ydLs6vOSL

[Lindsay Porter @LindsayPorter]

T Swift is an award show camera whore. #enough