I’ve decided I can never have children because I will never be able to come up with Halloween costumes an iota as creative as what I have witnessed this year wow
Me as a doctoral student. Super thankful that Joe tolerates this behavior by buying me ice cream and not judging my "I need to read this paper aloud" editing style.
Rejoining the Twitter world because no other form of social media adequately allows me to post about the weird ish that goes on at work. You know, the important things in life.
I can. not. with this rain. Everyone is grumpy and soggy and I’m going broke from an abundance of online shopping, as it’s the only viable form of entertainment right now. Well, and the Olympics. Bless the Olympics.
I'm going to need Generation Z to go ahead and set up the voicemail boxes on the cell phones they've had since they turned 8. How do you contact these young humans?!
What does it say about a student when they put “video games” on their resume? Don’t worry; playing said video games allows him to “learn about the world.” Lawd pray for our future.