lindsay baer

For about a billion and a half reasons, I need a teleporter.

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@Da_Krebulator Amazing!!!!!

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@Da_Krebulator This is amazing! Violet was pure joy!

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@ZacAKAMadu Fake Wasserman, unfortunately!

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@albanyproject Fake account, not the real Dave Wasserman unfortunately.

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@Jacopo_della_Q Pat Ryan may still win but this is a fake account, not the real Dave Wasserman.

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@CrankyMaddog This is fake account, not Dave Wasserman

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@frankiecee96 Fake account, not the real Dave Wasserman :(

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@TokyoTreat hello! Do you have a customer service email? Been trying desperately to find a contact to discuss an issue with my subscription but have not had any luck using the website. Thank you!

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@realDonaldTrump You are an idiot

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@Omni_Beer Hoooooolyyy crap!!!

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@philbernstein Agreed!

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@philbernstein Aaaand now it's back to clearly favored. Not that I'm obsessively refreshing or anything.

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Imagine how many hundreds of thousands of our loved ones would still be alive right now if the head of our government didn't politicize a life-saving measure during a pandemic.

[lindsay baer @LindsaySBaer]

@garydake I miss Stewart's ice cream so much! Unfortunately my shop in Port Ewen doesn't enforce the mask policy, putting customers and employees at risk. Used to be a daily customer, but I haven't been in since March :(

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@charlieinthebox Scrolling through DB tweets after SNL and saw yours - thanks for sharing this. His performance reminded me of similar memories of my mom and dad (sadly my mom's story echoes both the happy and sad parts of your dad's). I am sure your dad knows!!!

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

Stopping climate change is only expensive compared to an imaginary world where climate change doesn't exist. It's *incredibly cheap* compared to the actual cost of a 3 degree warmer world.

[lindsay baer @LindsaySBaer]

So thrilled to embark upon 6 weeks of design thinking training and practice. And hello Austin!

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@jalulla It's like listening to someone talk out a fever dream!