Lindsay

Senior Software Engineer

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just 'Learn To Mine Coal' https://t.co/ljLDfLomje

[JER @lifeofjer]

https://t.co/ofucbVgkLV

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

I just watched the roughly 45-minute footage of October 7th at a private screening in NYC. Here are my immediate thoughts minutes after watching it. 🧵

[Dr. Tech @doctechmd]

When your code works, but you have no idea how

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Windows 10 Edge can’t be opened using the built-in administrator account https://t.co/fed17F8Ul5

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Parker Sullivan's Fight https://t.co/tSPsAxM9G9

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jeff Sessions Spits In Face Of FBI Interrogator Trying To Get Him To Turn On Trump https://t.co/o3K2TlYwGE

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Hope In Students' Eyes Too Much For Screenwriting Teacher To Handle This Week https://t.co/LHmuILuFmt

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

GOP Statisticians Develop New Branch Of Math To Formulate Scenarios In Which Trump Doesn’t Win Nomination https://t.co/WFrxRTAx7e

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Looking for a good #dentist for the remaining #tiger:
"Tiger Mauled At California Zoo Amid Mating Attempt" https://t.co/NSX3d2locc

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

If the #Pats won the #AFCChampionship and the other team's surface's were malfunctioning, we would be on fire with #SurfaceGate #PATSvsDEN

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Love @OldNavy for encouraging kids to take on important roles with futures. Disappointed that they discontinued the t-shirts #OldNavy #STEM

[Greta Van Susteren @greta]

the #humantrafficking brokers are preying on little girls like this one #Cambodia

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Our bedroom is too big, this humidifier does nothing! #firstworldproblems

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Manage #Office mobile apps without #MDM with #Microsoft #Intune https://t.co/WLAJovK4Dl

[Garbage Time @GarbageTime]

.@katienolan offers her take on Greg Hardy's return to the NFL.
https://t.co/6KWcvN2OdP

[CNN @CNN]

Oregon shooting hero who took five bullets tells gunman, 'It's my son's birthday today' http://t.co/78jYzQbqf2

[Good Kyle @KyleMcDowell86]

*calls up pizza place*

WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

If they made taco flavored vodka I’d be dead in an hour.

[Lindsay @Lindsay_Shap]

Its almost as if there is absolutely no evidence of wrong doing against #Brady. #BradyFreed #BradyWins