Lindsay

'This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children' - Michael Scott

[Lindsay @Lindsayy_Lewis]

Me at the @Publix deli counter yesterday:

"Hi, I'll have two chicken tenders
...
Actually, make it three.
...
Nevermind let's just do five"

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

just found out that this image was on the cover of rolling stone in 1994

[David Jacobs @jacobsfdavid]

They* said I couldn't do it. They** were wrong.

*I am they. Everyone else was really supportive.
**Me again. Can't stress enough how kind people were to me.

[Heather Horton @Heather_Horton]

Drawing 101.

[Ben Rothenberg @BenRothenberg]

goodness gracious give this woman her audi

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

me hooking up with my ex

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Waited in line for 5 hours but the look on her face was worth it.

[Juli Capo @Julidooty]

A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Happy Birthday @nicholasbraun! 🥂

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

always thinking about this

[Paul Lawson @PaulLaw10]

Wall Street right now

[Brian Heater @bheater]

There's still beauty in this world.

[kendal @_kendalllld]

What is Joe Biden’s plan on bringing back snack wraps to McDonald’s

[angie @teaxtarot]

“Do u wanna fight?!” means I love u in Aries

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

We didn't forget.

[wafi @syedwafi20]

Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy