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[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

My dog gets more compliments than I do

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Learn all about the rarest subspecies of Jewish Cannabis addict, the Stono-Judaicus, on my new Netflix comedy special. Available now!

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

@tide marketing dept, you got me.

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

I probably will never have kids just because I don't want them to have to bear the student loan debt that I I'll never be able to repay @usedgov

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

Can I borrow someone's key to happiness? Pretty sure I lost mine in between all of this shit

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

When company realignment gets your boss to realize your awesome and you get a better job.... pretty sure that's not how this is supposed to work but not complaining! 💯

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

GLOBAL WARMING == CLIMATE CHANGE== MORE EXTREME WINTER & SUMMER == COLDER WEATHER NOW IS INDICTIVE AND CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING. Please get your head out of your ass if you think this weather means Global Warming isn't real. IDIOTS.

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

Dexter is a great show on so many levels... so sad my binge is over... now what?

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

Get you a man that knows how to invest in cryptocurrencies 💁🏼

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

But wtf is figgy pudding??? Sounds absolutely disgusting.

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

@panerabread took the best thing off the menu. RIP Mediterranean Veggie Sandwhich, you will be sorely missed. Panera, ya lost me.

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

House of Cards got cancelled... right when it was Claire's turn 😭😭 why Spacey, whyyyy?

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

@fairyelabairy Is everything okay? 💕💕

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

I'm still not over the fact that we fired Ruffin McNeill.... what a GREAT decision that was 😒😒😒

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

@fairyelabairy I think it starts with mental health, and having a better understanding of WHY people act this way

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

@fairyelabairy I do support stricter gun laws, Ive never understood the need for guns, but anyone who wants to kill 50+ people, will find a way to do it.

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

While I do not love our gun laws, guns are not the problem, people are. Evil people will find a way to execute evil plans. The Q is WHY?

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

@maw2216 Yeah we moved offices 😭😭😭

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

F not being able to walk to work anymore... I'd still be in bed but instead I'm now sitting in traffic 😾

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

Gotta love messing up my $325 Rebecca Minkoff purse the first day I use it -_______-

[ԼiɳdֆΔУ. @LindsayyyRaee]

When the aux cord breaks in the middle of a 6 hour drive <<<<<