Lindsey Alden

From Michigan, but living in God's country, Colorado. Love to ski, snowboard, read, hike, run, anything outside.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Hell has a special place for you Greg.

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@NBCSports you failed. You bring @LindseyStirling for half time and show 15 seconds. Pathetic. #sad #notreallysupportingwomen #wow

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I guess we now know what @GreaseMonkeyInt thinks of my husband… (no that is not our actual last name…) #oldman #LoL #notyounganymore

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@kristiST Beautiful.

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@kristiST Shut up?!? Really??

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Never in my life have I had the urge to #loosemyshit more than when sitting in the school pick up line these bitches are not only parking in the drive up to pick up little Johnny but the hoe in a Lexus thinks it’s cool to just fly up and cut you #momlife #PickupLines #entitlement

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Thank you @alwayssunny for coming back. You have been missed. Yet again, you prove you reign king in your writing. #alwayssunny #bestshowever #nailedit

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My six year daughter just informed me that blood is your body’s spilled juice when you get cut… so now I’m scared to go to sleep. #kidsarescary #RoryLinn #Dontcloseyoureyes

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@Manwich #Zekey wants to try out to be the next kid in your commercials #hugefan #sloppyjoes #yummy

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@kristiST Slam a monster before you go in... it helps relax you.

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@goldinisis Hahahaha

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I recently had someone say to me “Your bones are always wet.” This has bothered me everyday since. #wtf #makesmefeelweird #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight

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@goldinisis Which covid has really brought to light how many trash humans there really is......

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@kristiST Amen.

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@DevonESawa This made me laugh too hard.

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@JanellicaT Hahaha that is me with Zeke.. except I look away and he’s like gone and I’m all... baby?!? Where did you go, as if he can answer...

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Took a break from today’s insanity to go #runningwithrory .. due to day’s events she was forced to run 4 miles instead of the usual 3... she asked why.. I said because I’m worked up, she goes but that doesn’t mean work out harder #girlbye #runforrestrun #theusisburning

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Today while #runningwithrory she told me that she was was cooler than me because she understood the facts of running.. I’m not sure what that means but I think I just got served by my 5 year? #5yearoldburn #sheiscoolthough #runningfacts

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@JanellicaT Lol!!

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@ICole28 Also, good luck with this season. We just saw everything is coming back in Jan.

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@ICole28 I just dropped your package off that was delivered to our house..sorry I had no idea who you were until I mentioned it to my husband, regardless, I forgot to ask if you received my daughter’s package by any chance (the whole reason we hand delivered yours.. Rory Alden?)