Lindsay Lohan

Hi, I'm Lindsay Lohans Thoughts . . Im on top . Fuck The Bottom ... Official Parody Account of Lindsay Lohan (not the real one)

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The Drunkest Bitch is Back !

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Fuck twitter !

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Hey I Think #TheDrunkestIEverGot Trend Was Especially Made For Me.. How Sweet Twitter

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Bobby Brown Got Famous For No Reason Though, You Can Go To A Lot Of Places To See Crackheads Dancing Outside With Their Shirts Off Singing

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So I Followed A Bunch Of People So I Can Get Some Followers, Jus Liked Boby Brown Did Crack To Start His Singing Career...#ChildrenUnderAge

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#TeamFollowBack Im Lindsay Lohan ! I Want To Follow My Fans . Now Show Me Who You Are !

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Getting Punched Doesn't Kill You, It Makes Your Forehead Stronger.....Guess Who That Was.... Oh Na Na You Know Her Name

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Crack Doesn't Kill, It Makes You Stronger - Bobby Brown

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C'mon ! Bobby Brown Told Me This #Followback Shit Would Work Just Like Crack Works With Giving People Super Powers...

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#TeamFollowBack #TeamAutofollow... Follow Me ! Im Funny... Ever Heard Of An Eye For An Eye... Well Do A Follow For A Follow And Some Head :)

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#TeamFollowBack #TeamAutofollow... Follow Me ! Im Funny... Plus Im Lidnsay Bitchessss ! I FollowBack Follow Me ! Ill Keep you laughing

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#HoodratMeals: Some Of Jamals Fried Chicken, A Pickle, Some HotChips, And A Jug Of Purple Kool-Aid!

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#HoodRatConversations Girl You Seen Shika At the Club Lastnight..Yea, That Bitch Weave Was On Point, Where You Think She Got It From?.. Yi's

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My First Time Would Have Been A StraighFoward If It Was With @ChrisBrown..... #SkinnyLittleSecret

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I Dont See How @ChirsBrown Hit @Rihanna In The Forehead, And His Hand Didn't Shatter.... Her Head Seems Pretty Bulletproof

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@LILKIM Has More Plastic In Her Than A Damn ToyStore..... #BitchYouPlayTooMuch

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After @LILKIM is Gone They're Gonna Recycle Her Body So The Plastic Surgeon Can Finish @KimKardashian 's Ass ..... #PlasticFail

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Tragic Hottie, Got More Plastic Than She Got Body .. @LILKIM

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#ThrowAGrenade At @LILKIM .... And Try To Count All The Barbie Parts That Rain Down From The Sky..

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#DontActLike You Have never Woke Up On A Table Clutching A Pair Of Marcas In A Pancho And A Sombrero With One Sock On.....#CincoDeMayo