Lindsey Pi

the important stuff: i love @tomhanks, sloths and doing british accents from the dodgy end •••perspective••• (Isaiah 35:3-4)

[Lindsey Pi @LindseyPi1]

This is June. She's going for the dog record for most naps with her tongue out. #seniorpupsaturday #YearOfTheDog @dog_rates

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Xavier is DANCING! 🕺

#MarchMadness @XavierMBB

[Allissa @agraciekc]

Your baby crying in the car while you’re driving is hands down the most overstimulating thing

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

March in the Midwest

50° ☀️ “Snow on Thursday”

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

I needed this

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Remember when Thriller or Ghostbusters came on at the rollerskating rink? How it made you skate faster! That’s how I feel when Backstreet Boys I want it that Way comes on at the grocery store, now.

[Lindsey Pi @LindseyPi1]

@netflix when are we getting new episodes of #trashtruck ?! We’re dying over here

[Lindsey Pi @LindseyPi1]

@netflixkids

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

ah yea, we know that guy. He watched national treasure once and now he's made heisting old documents his entire personality. It's a whole thing.

[Tristan Laughton @TristanLaughton]

Whenever this logo came on screen instead of the regular opening credits you knew you were getting a juicy episode. #OneTreeHill

[Lindsey Pi @LindseyPi1]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

american bulldog: bark

english bulldog: bark innit

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

For the love of God how am I supposed to tie my shoes in the third trimester? I feel like I'm suffocating on a basketball that is crushing my chest every damn time.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

This is Tywin Lannister.

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[RossZ @CrazedGo]

Me thinking this was Daemon about to commit a crime #Hotd #Houseofthedragon

[braylonnn @braylon125]

When yo girl start off a sentence with “when you get a chance” that mean she want it done now she just being polite 😂