Linds 🌸

[Linds 🌸 @LindseyRyker]

@ErinOLeary36 I’ve never agreed with anything more!! You deserve a endless amounts of love and happiness!! ❤️

[Linds 🌸 @LindseyRyker]

Reasons I need/want a man in my life:

1.) helping me put on a fitted bed sheet

... that’s all I got 🤷🏼‍♀️

[maad dawg @xmadilynmarie]

I love waking up at 3am and remembering table 12 needed a ranch they never got.

[Linds 🌸 @LindseyRyker]

There’s no more hope for the rest of us https://t.co/VlBFdpmWWC

[kristin @kristinluinstra]

I thank God I didn’t get what I thought that I deserved

[Caroline @carolineadkin]

Attempt at making friends ex jealous: unsuccessful

[kristin @kristinluinstra]

Oh, but I thought gun control was the problem?? https://t.co/CRchHku4Od

[kristin @kristinluinstra]

Also, I don’t feel like gun control is the true issue. I’ve grown up in Montana my whole life, where everyone and their goddamn dog has a gun, and I don’t recall any mass shootings?? Idk just my 2 cents.

[Linds 🌸 @LindseyRyker]

@TaylerKlein NOOOOOO

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

When ordering ice cream, I like to get all three scoops. https://t.co/6H13DgssrG

[Carrie Karbowiak @carrie_kayy]

Ok Apple needs a ‘Nap’ setting so I can turn it on and if my family/friends text me it will automatically send them a “I am napping” text because I need them to know I’m not dead just sleeping

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[SZA @sza]

So I’m from this small ass town maplewood that ppl keep moving to from big cities and ruining. IF YOUR GONNA MOVE TO A SMALL TOWN LEARN HOW TO BE A PART OF A COMMUNITY. Small towns are not an aesthetic. Say hello when u see neighbors +don’t build Starbucks. SHOP LOCAL & BE POLITE

[kristin @kristinluinstra]

Nothing has made me lose faith in humanity faster, than working in the customer service industry

[GORDY @GORDYLAND]

what is an extreme sport?

not going out and spending money on alcohol. also cooking ur meals, going to bed at a decent hour, not doing drugs, drinking a gallon of water a day, loving yourself, giving back to the community, and not being a hoe