Lindsey

I follow a lot of pretentious things to convince the internet I'm interesting.

[Lindsey @LindseyTrues]

@clapifyoulikeme @brady_field

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@brady_field I just went in one for the first time in years. I was there for two minutes when I overheard a teenager say “omg this shirt is so cute and it’s only $50.” I’m never returning.

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@tiffanymweyant Their loss always!

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@joshgondelman @TheBethStar20

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Everyone around me has COVID but somehow I haven’t gotten it. Starting to feel like the virus checked me out and was like…we’ll take literally anyone else. 🤢

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So many people are out at work that my job is sending new testing guidelines every few hours. Pretty sure the next one is just going to be “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

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@brady_field 🤑🤑🤑🤑

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Saw a dog inside and for a split second thought “why isn’t that guy wearing a mask?!” Not sure if this is a reflection of how much I see dogs as our equals or how deeply covid has affected my psyche.

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@_bmishelle Ahaha I’ll never forget when I had to a mandatory training when I worked at the hospital similar to this and the advice was not to have many tabs on a browser open…like yeah tabs why I’m stressed out as a bedside nurse 😤

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@LemonMombley @brady_field

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@tiffanymweyant The dream! 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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@TheBethStar20 👻

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The more rich people I meet the more I believe they should be eaten.

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@TheBethStar20 This is hilarious and deeply disturbing

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I am either five minutes late or thirty minutes early to work. There is no in between.

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A second reading of this might be that hospitals are scraping the bottom of the barrel for nurses so probably get vaccinated. 😅

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Just got a call about a job I applied to over one year ago. Never lose hope, folks.

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I got stung indoors by a wasp that crawled inside my jacket so I guess we can add putting-my-arms-through-sleeves to my already absurdly long list of basic tasks that scare me.

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@tiffanymweyant Wait wut…that means I was doing the same 😭

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@_bmishelle Ugh dude. So sorry. Their loss ✌️