Lindsey

I’m not sure which I love more, rum or my lipstick.

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

My toxic trait is telling rob “I’m meeting my cousins for 1” 🤣

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

@silas_jacobs Houy?? 🤣🤣🤣

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[Luci (Hot Wheels)⁴⁴ @Luci_fer225]

just in time for the weekend

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

@cfizzle27 SO HAPPY FOR YOU

[lizzy @lizkzmi]

shes a 10 but she wears a nose ring so shes a 20.

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

Am I tired, depressed, or is it just my period?

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

If you hear any strange noises coming from that box, don’t be alarmed. There are kittens in there.
-My Coworker

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

Can I just say I despise the fact that I have a uterus with absolutely no desire to use it for its indented purpose. Where is my monthly get out of jail free card?

[LilLay💋 @ALYJAAAAH]

THEM FIRST DAY CRAMPS WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS 😭😭😭😭

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

Ever hated your job so much that you don’t sleep well the night before and wake up hours before your alarm? Life is too short for that. GET A NEW ONE. Your girl leaves her toxic work environment tomorrow 👏🏼👏🏼 change is scary. But it’s worth it. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i’d trust my kids around a drag queen before a preacher or politician. dead ass.

[Carol Fanning @carolbrady0]

Why #Pride is important #Pride2022 #PrideMonth 🌈

[k✌︎tie @C4NCERGIRL]

summer is the worst bc men have their toes out

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

Rob told me “you shouldn’t need coffee to not feel tired” WRONG. I work full time and am in nursing school. Coffee is a MUST and if I don’t have at least one cup a day I will literally die.

[Lindsey @LindseyZettle]

I told an older farmer to have a good day and he goes “you bet” which has got to be the most midwestern goodbye

[THOMAS RICHMOND ❤️🎸🇺🇦 @ThomasRichmond]

Cyndi Lauper & Laura Dern ✌️