𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎

visions are seldom what they seem

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹𝒷𝓎𝑒, 𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝓂𝓈, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃…
𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓊𝓅

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

I call this one “me and someone else’s tampon”

[ver0nica @soitfuckingoes]

i will not accept any "personal opinions", "criticisms" or "honest reviews" after the release. this is not a democracy, this is a cult. any negative thought, keep it to yourself or save it for your therapist.

[Anna Dua @AnnaNoelleDua]

My parents at 27: married with a house and a family

Me at 27:

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i've had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he's alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

Not Julianne saying that none of the guys are winning ☠️ #DWTS

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

Who the fuck gets covid in 2026

[Sya is making music and zines (now full time) @syahdoingstuff]

I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

Are you even best friends if you don’t know each others favorite Liberty Mutual mascot

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

Can’t believe Taylor Swift and I have a pet with the same name and I got mine first

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

BIG DAY FOR ME

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🚨| Forbes confirms that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dog is a Samoyed named Wendy!

🔗: https://t.co/VQ1rlb6PVk

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

Illinois state aid health insurance says I’m rich

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN A WORLD WITHOUT DOLLY PARTON. SHES SUPPOSED TO BE A FACT OF LIFE. LIKE DEATH AND TAXES. DEATH TAXES AND DOLLY PARTON

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

It should’ve been Me not Dolly

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

I’ve only been on one date where the guy paid for me and it was the worst one

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

I was gonna clean my room but then my cat was laying on my bed. So.

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

Why do phone calls seem so much less scary when you’re in the car

[𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒𝓎 @Lindsey_696]

*At a restaurant *
Niece: *hands waiter a playe*
Waiter: oh thank you!
Niece: you’re welcome, you got it!