Lindsey Johnson

She/Her. L&D and NICU Nurse/Nursing Instructor. Lover of donuts and bad puns.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

Indiana has a “budget surplus” because we don’t fund things like schools and healthcare 🙄

[WISH-TV News @WISHNews8]

School leaders said they might need to cut programs or staff if state lawmakers don't provide more textbook funding in the next budget. News 8's @GarrettBNews reports. https://t.co/AEQFlMTCfB

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

I do not believe that a single one of you podcasters are eating Keebler’s Sandies old lady cookies

[Edward Nirenberg 🇺🇦 @ENirenberg]

A reminder: the birth dose of vitamin K is NOT a vaccine but is still critical to give within the first 6 hours following birth.

Here is why refusing this intervention is a really bad idea 🧵

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

If you have student loan debt, you should know this:

Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

@aaronsxl

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

@fuzzymittens I’m a labor and delivery nurse… basically the origin of the witch myth 🧙‍♀️

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

Ikea’s celebration of being the second-best place in a household, has to be one of the most original insights I’ve seen executed in years.

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

Theater kids are the best

[Fighting Back: Carroll Students Perform “Marian” @MarianLives]

Earlier this year, anti-LGBTQ parents pressured our high school into cancelling our spring play.

Now we’re fighting back to put it on ourselves, but need your help.

More at https://t.co/mHvslMiVlU
#marianlives

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

This is so cool! Yay science!

[Michael Narvey 🇨🇦 @NICU_Musings]

Light emitting diode on the end of an NG tube.
How genius is that?
Never put food accidentally into a lung again
https://t.co/9uDzadfba0
#neoTwitter

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

@nursekelsey I used to say “pa-JAM-as,” but then I was in the musical “The Pajama Game” in high school, and now I have to pronounce it “pa-JAH-mas” because of the way we sang it in the play 🎶

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

I’m sorry, WHAT

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Missouri Republicans have just voted to defund all public libraries https://t.co/OLJxQK0oUH

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

The precedent this sets should terrify even of you who think abortion should be illegal. Here’s why. 🧵

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

March Sadness

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

@nursekelsey Bought and raised baby chicks. Inside our home. (They live a nice comfortable life at a friend’s hobby farm now).

[Jennifer McCormick @mccormickforgov]

Indiana GOP is raising our gas tax again in March.

Hoosiers and other travelers pay three different taxes at an Indiana pump.

As a result, @wrtv reports a $2.66 retail price for a gallon of gas means Hoosiers pay $3.35 per gallon of gas.

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

@Fioritto_K Literally lobbying from tax-prep businesses to keep it complicated and make everyone use their services

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

@TylerHuckabee This was lovely, thank you!

[Lindsey Johnson @Lindsey_M_J]

I asked my husband to get stocking stuffers for the kids. He brought home slide whistles. SLIDE. WHISTLES. I didn’t realize I married a monster.