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There’s more than miles in my rear view

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Literally so wild to me that last weekend I was at the bar in my new neighborhood with @CrimeJunkiePod’s dad. Did I fan girl? Yes of course.

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

When your own family is quite literally a “if they wanted to, they would” family

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Can you put a passcode option for certain GM’s? Because I def need that availability 🤣

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

@MegFlesh Why even question this? Do I want warm feet or style? Warmth.

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

@aabos Honestly the twin part doesn’t sound bad. I don’t have twins but I’ll have 2, can we negotiate?

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Why did my nurse tell me “oh yeah these beds are meant for laboring, not monitoring, so they’re not comfortable.” Like how is any of this comfortable and positive for the mother?🥴

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

If you don’t eat a quarter or more of the fried onions for the green bean casserole while you’re making it, you’re not doing it right

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

I read half a book today……. What.

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Alec literally just asked me “what’s The OC?” …..how are we married? Who doesn’t know that iconic show?!

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

How did I literally just go from passing out on the couch to not being able to fall asleep in bed?🥴

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Lol thanks @Starbucks for sending me my birthday offer at 6pm only for it to expire at 3am🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Shelby @shelbyn_23]

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

@Amgurleyy We love this!!!!

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No one really prepares you for the loneliness of adulthood where friendships start slipping away that you once held so tightly and deeply until their birthday comes around and you wish them a happy birthday and realize it’s been months since you last spoke.

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Dear @Disney, is there going to be a Frozen 3? I need to know how life in Arendelle is for Anna & Kristoff, if they have kids, if they have powers, if Elsa finds love & makes magical babies. I need to know. If you need help with a storyline lmk. Sincerely, a mom with a toddler.

[Andrew Freiden @WeatherAF]

DOLPHIN SIGHTED near Richmond!

“The dolphin was sighted Wednesday, July 6  at approximately 8:00 AM .  James River at the Varina-Enon Bridge.
It appears to be healthy feeding on fish, moving very quickly at times. “

📷 https://t.co/lsdBtpDvNw

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

When you realize that living in a neighborhood with a neighborhood FB or “next door” or Ring is no different than back in college. Karen: I think I heard gunshots over on _________ Dr. Mike: no, Karen those are fireworks. I was walking my dog and saw it. Karen: oh thank heavens!

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Give Heaven Some Hell will never not make me scream sing while crying. Thanks Hardy 🥹

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@MegFlesh Weird! Maybe update it?

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And I did us all a favor and cancelled Alec’s alarm for 6am tomorrow. This is why husbands need us.

[LT @LindseyyyThomas]

Finally crawling into bed after processing payroll for the second time this week **yay for Monday holidays🙄** and of course I’m wide awake.