Lindy

There is never a quick way to cross a river.

[Lindy @Lindstromquotes]

Take it easy out there today!

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"I love when it snows. I leave home at the same time and get to work 2 hours late."

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“I’ve sharted enough at this point. I don’t need to do it when I’m 90.”

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“But timing is everything and you must put the chicken before the egg. “

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“I’m better at geography than I am at directions.”

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“Sorry, I have had a lot a good hair days as of late. “

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“What am I doing with my life...and why do I enjoy it so much?”

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@krjohn01 Read between the lines.

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“Hot tubs. The water is always cloudy... for one reason or another 😉.”

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“Grenadine. It’s not just for pussies anymore.”

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“I think I love mountains more than anything else.”

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“Whether it’s peanuts or sex, I love a 3 nutter.”

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“I am made for reality TV.”

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“Next karaoke I’m going with Splish Splash I was Taking a Bath...been crushing that lately.”

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👇

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"He is your starting pitcher, your 3 hole hitter, he is Tom Fucking Brady"

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“Can we have dessert first?”

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“I’d rather have a little of something that’s very good rather than a lot of something that’s mediocre.”

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“That’s a heavy one, could be a snickers!”

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Serving PUNT 🏈💕☠️🖤

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“Tua Tongue Twister”