@Mickeleh@DLand Hey now, I put the “Power” in both Power Forward and Power Bottom cuz I’m not afraid of the rim. I also got 86’d by the porn industry for licking all the cookies on the craft services table; I wanted the taste without the calories. #BadBitchSummer
@winelover51 @GOPLeader @SenRickScott @GOPChairwoman Much like I’m not allowed to operate a laser hair removal clinic anymore cuz I was “burning the customers” and a “threat to the public”. All I know is that I got rid of the hair. #MissionAccomplished
@JrWoude@CattHarmony@LeaderMcConnell@johnthune Yo my doods, I’m hip to the new Con Party. Swing by my office so we can rip Juuls and discuss the deep state over some Moca Loca Java Monsters. And that’s definitely not code for stripping down to our skivvies and feeling the definition of each other’s thighs. #DontBreadOnMe
@daoudkuttab@BarakRavid Yes, we’ll be sending $1 billion dollars of Gatorade products to the region to replenish electrolyte loses. Covering up war crimes on all sides really makes you sweat. #RehydrateReplenishRegret
@celtickeelen @LeaderMcConnell@tedcruz Thank you - I finally have a name for my Charlotte’s Web-themed sex dungeon. Spoiler: Wilbur doesn’t get out of this one.
@DEFendFURiously@Henry12038155 You could almost say it’s obvious I’ve never had sex, but regularly commit crimes. And to be fair, the Clinton impeachment trials were the most Sex Ed anyone in South Carolina ever got - so you’re welcome.
@sandy06906@HeatherMelia77 I support Biden for the same reason I support my dog jumping on the bed to wake me up in the morning: uncomfortable back massages and moist mouth noises next to my ear.
@AlanCon30423820 @ofcltarrtarr We all know that Snowball was a terrorist who had to be exiled in the name of national security. If you think otherwise, then I question your love for this farm. Now stop asking questions and work. #PigsRule-2LegsAreAnEnemyOfTheState
@gance_linda@buzzman888@LindseyGrahamSC@realDonaldTrump Ball-rolling sounds like exercise, which as a southern gentleman man, I do not partake. I also treat Sunday promises like silica packets - take that as you will. Good day sir.