Lindsy Lil’ Graham

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@Cromwell_usa @Billbrowder @reformparty_uk @PM_ViktorOrban @Nigel_Farage @RandPaul @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk Your comment assumes I’m capable of turning my head and not that I have to take a series of small, shuffling steps just to face another direction. It makes eating ass life-threatening for me. #RimmingRIP #DeathByTheErectedChair

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@361Seaman @whittler_e @RudyGiuliani @POTUS45 My body is enough of a prison. #1800mixalot

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@alexdocz @JohnJHarwood @MuellerSheWrote @alizaslav @tedbarrettcnn Well excuse me, but I needed to let my gullet breathe after polishing off a large Marshall’s shopping bag full of hot wings. And yeah, the cloakroom is a closet and definitely not where I keep my whippets. #UseAStrawToGetTheSauceAtTheBottom

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@Mickeleh @DLand Hey now, I put the “Power” in both Power Forward and Power Bottom cuz I’m not afraid of the rim. I also got 86’d by the porn industry for licking all the cookies on the craft services table; I wanted the taste without the calories. #BadBitchSummer

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@wade_conner @tedcruz @TomCottonAR @RandPaul @RepMTG @mattgaetz Amen brother. Mitch won’t even slap my butt anymore when we pass in the hallway - classic liberal am I right? I remember a time when you slapped a man’s butt firmly, with a slight cupping of the hand, out of respect for him. #JustTryingToFeelSomething

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@winelover51 @GOPLeader @SenRickScott @GOPChairwoman Much like I’m not allowed to operate a laser hair removal clinic anymore cuz I was “burning the customers” and a “threat to the public”. All I know is that I got rid of the hair. #MissionAccomplished

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@winelover51 @JoeNBC @gtconway3d @SenBillCassidy @SenMikeLee @SenTedCruz @SenJohnKennedy @SenToomey @lisamurkowski @SenatorCollins My senior discount at Denny’s would beg to differ, Pizza Knobertson. I also get to park closer to the grocery store entrance. #DontTreadOnMyRights

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@JrWoude @CattHarmony @LeaderMcConnell @johnthune Yo my doods, I’m hip to the new Con Party. Swing by my office so we can rip Juuls and discuss the deep state over some Moca Loca Java Monsters. And that’s definitely not code for stripping down to our skivvies and feeling the definition of each other’s thighs. #DontBreadOnMe

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@daoudkuttab @BarakRavid Yes, we’ll be sending $1 billion dollars of Gatorade products to the region to replenish electrolyte loses. Covering up war crimes on all sides really makes you sweat. #RehydrateReplenishRegret

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@celtickeelen @LeaderMcConnell @tedcruz Thank you - I finally have a name for my Charlotte’s Web-themed sex dungeon. Spoiler: Wilbur doesn’t get out of this one.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@DEFendFURiously @Henry12038155 You could almost say it’s obvious I’ve never had sex, but regularly commit crimes. And to be fair, the Clinton impeachment trials were the most Sex Ed anyone in South Carolina ever got - so you’re welcome.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@bassvoxdood I love the warm images of a dead fox. My mattress is literally stuffed with them. Thank you for sharing Michael.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@HeatherMelia77 I get a lot of the same touching and noises from Trump too, so honestly, I’m torn.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@sandy06906 @HeatherMelia77 I support Biden for the same reason I support my dog jumping on the bed to wake me up in the morning: uncomfortable back massages and moist mouth noises next to my ear.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@jocowboys87 He literally gave you the correct tag.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@RobertRch219 @fras99 On the scale I’m 220. Off the scale: 0.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@AlanCon30423820 @ofcltarrtarr We all know that Snowball was a terrorist who had to be exiled in the name of national security. If you think otherwise, then I question your love for this farm. Now stop asking questions and work. #PigsRule-2LegsAreAnEnemyOfTheState

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@Aimee_Abq @MarkMeadows Nah, I just get big kickbacks from the Paper Check lobby.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@Jrforchange @ChrisAlbertoLaw @RudyGiuliani Only when driving.

[Lindsy Lil’ Graham @LindsyGraham]

@gance_linda @buzzman888 @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Ball-rolling sounds like exercise, which as a southern gentleman man, I do not partake. I also treat Sunday promises like silica packets - take that as you will. Good day sir.