Lindsy Milton

my broomstick runs on red wine 🍷

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@InstagramComms @instagram What about those of us that got hacked and then banned forever because of something a hacker posted on our Facebook/Instagram?

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

And just like that… summers over until next week ❄️

[Usher Raymond IV @Usher]

You’re only as good as the company you keep.. this is what 43 looks like for me

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@SavannuhhLILLY It’s me... I’m old

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@GeorgeStrait really spoke to me when he said “don’t let that speed limit slow you down, go on and break out”

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@SavannuhhLILLY Candy crush fml 😂

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@ChelseaBlanton I wanna skate

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@dustinpstevens 👨🏽‍🦳

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

At what age do people stop changing with the times, and start bitching about changes? Asking for myself because I’m tired of seeing old people bitch about what’s in style, new music and technology when they already 5 years late to the trends. #getmeofffacebook

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

My stepdaughter just brought me a glass of wine while I was on the toilet (peeing) 🤩😩🍷 not a bad gig

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@BrandonCornel15 Believe me!!! If anyone has fuck off body language it’s me... it doesn’t work.

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

How do you nicely tell someone to fuck off at the gym?

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@garywynn06 👏🏼👏🏼

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

It’s days like today I wish I still had those zip off pants I wore in 7th grade... #florida

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@panerabread no longer has the classic salad, nor their delicious balsamic dressing, AND they aren’t doing the cinnamon spice cold brew this year either?! I love ya Panera, but I don’t have to like you right now.

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@SavannuhhLILLY Same

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

Anyone that feels they have to proclaim on social media that they don’t do drama... does in fact... do drama. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

@SavannuhhLILLY Yaassss this song touches my soul also! Love that bitch. We love the same bitches... we were meant to be friends!

[Lindsy Milton @LindsyMilton]

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