Lindy

she/her 🩷 most of my posts are made right before I fall asleep so I might seem delusional (I am)

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

For some reason all the votes were perfectly equal for what I should base my new OC on so… here are two OCs instead!
Emilia Bellsworth the Vampire Jester and
Alyson Brightbloom the Robot Witch!
Are these okay? Which one do you like more?
#originalcharacter #ocart

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Never have sex with magicians… took him about 30 fake hankerchiefs before he pulled the condom… don’t get me started about where his cum vanished to when he needed to cum…

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Flirting with italians: do you want a pizza me?

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

@ColdArsenal When’s the serum going public… asking for a friend

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Flying boobs, call those Boing 747s

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Flashbang? Flash, bang? Yes please

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Bimbo hospital be like: “Oh no she’s fading fast, quick another dose of cum!”

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

I can’t decide if I like “plap” or “clap” more as a sound, both get me hot for some reason

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Romans and there household gods be like: “Oh just ignore that statue in the corner of the room, babe. That’s Lessus Hurtus, minor god of alleviating pain.”

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Do it, bring me to church. But I don’t think 1 priest is enough to get all of the sin out~

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

World cup’s happening again around this time, love gathering around to watch men play with balls together, my favorite pasttime

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

You either sink in the cum or swallow it all. And gosh I’m thirsty

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Call me a post worker, the way I be touching boxes all day

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

@EmmArrGus Happy birthdayy!!

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

Help, finally watched the Zombieland Saga movie as it’s online now but didn’t realise it was gonna be everything exactly like I wanted and hit me in the feels and now I’m sniffling from joy and it’s way too hot to sleep

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

@datzybum Love this!

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@EmmArrSus Ass*

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

@EmmArrSus She didn’t even need to eat someone for her air, she got that au naturál

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

@Blannisalt12542 I see you got some glitter on your body Jacinthe, let me use my tongue to remove them

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

@rubyyy_mayy Nami is so pretty and your art makes her look even better <3

[Lindy @LindyHearts]

I’ll be more direct: please hypnotise me