Lindsay Rosenow

Traveler 💼 wife🏳️‍🌈 👩‍❤️‍👩 veteran 🇺🇸 book worm 🐛 🌎 peace ✌🏼 love ❤️🦄

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I told my wife we could go out to eat absolutely anywhere she wanted.

She chose a Mexican restaurant so she could order queso.

Girls don't want to be wined and dined. They just want to eat their body weight in cheese.

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

@HomeGoods - please come to #AlexandriaMN use the old OfficeMax building. You would make a killing here with all the lake cabins.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Quick and easy ideas for chicken noodle soup, cream of tomato, minestrone and more. https://t.co/FRCfCPtdzK

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

One of the many perks of living in a same sex marriage is there is NEVER piss stains peppered on toilet seats. Cleaning 🧼 is always a breeze. #GrowingupWithMen

[Barnackle Mobamba @Spooked_man]

#FireFauci Really? Are you serious? He has advised every administration since Reagan. He is the leading nation’s infectious disease expert and he has no motive except for the truth. We need more people who are just motivated by science and not by partisanship in the WH. #Covid_19

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

“Bush did not just insist on preparation for a pandemic. He was obsessed with it.” https://t.co/OzI85uh8Qb

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

WTH. That is exactly what the federal government is if a state declares a state emergency.

[The Hill @thehill]

President Trump: "Many of the states were totally unprepared for this... We're not an ordering clerk."

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

This is insane. To state the obvious, Obama didn’t have a test for #COVID19 , broken or not, because no one knew about the virus in 2016! Geez.

[Steven White @notstevenwhite]

My Twitter timeline made me think that everyone is social distancing, but then I went for a walk around my neighborhood and realized it's just that I follow a bunch of rule-following nerds.

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

#Saints Game - thanks gals for coming out! It was a blast! #CraftBeer 🍺🌭 @ St. Paul Saints Baseball https://t.co/MayI2SjnRv

[🏌️ @golfemojiguy]

today’s tea:

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\ than sexual /
\ assault /
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[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

Vic Mensa Goes Ballistic on Nick Cannon & Method Man | Wild 'N Out | #Wi... https://t.co/IcchqwShdw via @YouTube ... anyone else think Vic Mensa smile isnfreaking beautiful?!

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

#tbt to my Toots and I #bicycle #minneapolis Greenway and having a pint 🍺 at @bryantlakebowl where this picture was taken ... can’t wait for the fall bike… https://t.co/Hhly6Jdzlp

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I’m okay with a US Space Force. But what we need most is a Truth Force — one that defends against all enemies of accurate information, both foreign & domestic.

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

@TheRock - the best part of the interview is Grandma - saying Simone is gonna gonna give the #smackdown !! 👍🏻🙌🏽👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/RyRxs11AjT

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

NOOOOOO! Don’t ever hand my mom a LIVE microphone again. Yes, my nickname as a boy was “Dewey” but it was also cool ass nicknames like “Ax” and “Spike”.. https://t.co/A0rVxKew8W

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

You know you have waited a long time - for me today - our movers! By being able to download two iTunes movies. #waitingGame

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Reminder that the people currently justifying tearing children away from their parents spend the last twenty years insisting "every child deserves a mother and a father."

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

I wonder if the outcome would have been the same if it was not his high school friend ... https://t.co/Bla8AjJf3w

[PBS News @NewsHour]

This hug is the definition of sportsmanship. #NewsHourShares https://t.co/hqQYwoGvYm

[Lindsay Rosenow @LindzyLouWho]

Sometimes I wonder if I wasn’t such a unmotivated and lazy asshole what I could do in this world. Anyone else have these thoughts? #ALWAYSdayLateDollarShort