Stoic (🗿, 🗿)

Macro views and fundamentals.
Crypto/Finance/Tech.
$BTC / $ETH / $XMR is the future.
Not your personal financial advisor.

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

Watch me build my empire of bits.

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@TheBoydness @GeneralGate @SarahisCensored W ratio

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@OpnLttrs @ClownWorld

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@ZinaWilson3 @mrojaycutler I'm partial to the extra crispy, but yeah. Tenders are not part of the classic menu

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

"The mission:

Turn a(nother) crack head into a President"

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@royermattw @NeolibMICDemon @one_guy_j @Toddsmi89574624 This you?

The one claiming the flag as a supremacism symbol?

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

Shit in the toilet, that's a day that ends in "y"

Shit on the table, now that's news

[iamharriet2 @iamharriet2]

@nypost Funny how y’all only post the White boys who die. 🤔People die every day.

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@MomsPostingLs @americaliv1 Everyone needs a third place

Neighborhood pool seems good as any

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@libsoftiktok @ShabanaMahmood Because they're afraid of the wrath of the awakened Saxon

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@jrj1130 @AJ_Route7 @tricia7191 @Momotorocc @WildSentences Yes absolutely

Why would I let bad tenants into a property I own

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@GoingParabolic This assumes you topblast like a chump

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

Waldo here pays for meals in front of the woman lol

If you're paying with a cuckit card, go to the restroom and on your way back go to the waitress stand and pay there.

Alternatively splash cash. Much harder to deny liquidity when it's hard cash.

[Kai @kai_xbt]

Threadguy gets his card declined on a date and explains why having to answer to Bank of America in front of a girl is the most brutal experience alive

"I've had Bank of America for 10 years. They fuck me all the time. They always decline transactions in very uncomfortable spots. I'll be on a date and they'll decline my card and call me about fraud. I'm like dude I'm on a fucking date. There is no fraud. I'm the fraud."

"The thing about getting your card declined on a date is even if you're like no no no look my bank's calling me, it's cringe. What do you mean you have to answer to another man to swipe your card? No amount of no no trust me, they thought it was fraud, it's gonna work now. It doesn't matter how much money's in the account. It's a ridiculous aura loss."

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

Can't believe this app is free

[🐧 @Pentosh1]

When price is at it's LOWEST POINT you want to buy

and when price is at it's HIGHEST POINT you want to sell

I just back tested this using Claude and the hit rate is 100% as you can see here.

@grok can you confirm if this is true. That if you buy at the lowest point and sell at the highest point that you would be in profit?

[🐧 @Pentosh1]

When price is at it's LOWEST POINT you want to buy

and when price is at it's HIGHEST POINT you want to sell

I just back tested this using Claude and the hit rate is 100% as you can see here.

@grok can you confirm if this is true. That if you buy at the lowest point and sell at the highest point that you would be in profit?

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@trustfundterry Codex is the expensive license for enterprise fyi

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

(((Lehmann)))

Every. Single. Time.

[Claire Lehmann @clairlemon]

@romanhelmetguy I'm already a supporter of the CANZUCK movement, which promotes free trade and free movement between Anglosphere countries. https://t.co/wGMlMAVfmq

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@clairlemon @romanhelmetguy So surely we should be empowered to go and bring Western culture and values to Ghana, renovate its institutional makeup to our desires, and then selectively bring our compatriots to control its most lucrative economic outputs?

Oh wait - that's Colonialism, and that's bad!

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@sorcova_de_corb One piece of context worth exploring is: I don't care about whatever context you're sharing. Choosing to leave the US instead of directing/redirecting his energies toward productive ends to benefit his compatriots belies his primary motivation, which is selfish.

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@sorcova_de_corb @romanhelmetguy @balajis "you haven't read the entirety of his collective works therefore you're not qualified to read his actions as the embodiment of his values"

lol

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@kai_xbt Do you post this because of the obvious satire/lacking self-awareness? Or is this genuine dickriding over a brick of cobalt and petroleum byproducts assembled by a modern day Geppetto?

[Stoic (🗿, 🗿) @LinePls]

@Aliferous1df Everlasting America, long live the Republic