“I don’t think there would be any issue with people having to submit their birth certificate in order to play online video games. What could go wrong?” -@NorthernlionLP
“I don’t wanna play fortnite with anyone under 25 and I don’t wanna play Tetris with someone over 40. These are the two rules of gaming” -@NorthernlionLP
“Sometimes you want a homemade burger and sometimes you want some fast food shit. They’re on two separate spots on the food Star chart” -@NorthernlionLP
“‘My grandmas chicken nuggets are the best’ I’m just gonna best honest with you I bet you’re wrong. If I had McDonalds chicken nuggets and your grandmas I would probably prefer McDonalds, without even trying your Grandmothers’” -@NorthernlionLP fucking brutal
“I may have said this before, but a cucumber is probably my favorite vegetable. People say it tastes like water but like yea I like the taste of water” -@NorthernlionLP
“I may have said this before, but a cucumber is probably my favorite vegetable. People say it tastes like water but like yea I like the taste of water” -@NorthernlionLP
“I got Malf yesterday because he said to me ‘I don’t get why you think it’s so funny’ and I was like ‘yea because that’s how everyone in Ontario talks’” -@NorthernlionLP
“I almost made a tweet at Supreme today. The tweet was just gonna say ‘Yo, @ Supreme, make a vaccine’. What’s the joke? Well...wouldn’t it be funny?” -@NorthernlionLP